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[goodeye_sniperr]

damn
life is wierd..huh?
xmas is in 4 days
kwanza is in 5 if im not mistaken
and im curious..by chance
does anyone at all know the story behind kwanza??

okay im beside myself with the butterfly feeling in my stomach
i ♥ it
justin and my one month is tomorrow
crazy how i know him so well

ii la u baby!song dedication time? who cares if you think

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[batxman]

jessica you are gay. just thought id make that clear before i continue any further. that song dedication is really gay and i hope you realize it someday before you make an ever gayer one for your wedding song someday cause your taste sucks major dick. as i sit here eating my bowl of organic gorilla munch kid's cereal, i thought to myself "this bitch doesnt know shit" and boy was i right after reading your recent lj post. how can you not know the story behind kwanza? listen up cause im about to school you in kwanza 101. so the story i was told goes something like this:
one day a bunch of black guys with corns in their hair (and corn rows down there) decided they wanted to be jewish so they can celebrate hannukah for 8 days and get lots of presents like fuckloads of pussy, hot jungle $ex, money, bitche$, HOE$, and essentially a couple rocks of crack cocaine for not just one day -- but 8 crazy ones. so they donned their yamakas (yarmulke is the proper spelling i believe but for the sake of you dumb fucks out there i will spell it how it sounds) and headed to israel and jerusalem and shit but people didnt want them spinning draedels with them or eating their latkes cause they were niggas. so... the niggas was like "fuck that we'll start our own holiday whoadies it'll be off da chain for generations to come so they can have a holiday to call their own." so what did they do? they jocked the jews' menorah and made their own wanna be menorah and shit that was more fun to look at cause it was colorful like all the flavors of their favorite soft drink: kool-aid. and did i mention there's purple in it? yes, for some reason black people dig the color purple so much they take their fondness for it to extremes, such as having a purple candle in their version of the menorah, painting their houses purple, having purple cars, wearing purple underwear/clothing/accessories, and drinking purple kool-aid. during kwanza they have big feasts and shit, smoke lots of ganja and rock cocaine, and be very merry cause thats just how "dey do it". ya herd? so next time you bitches wanna know whats the story behind kwanza... remember this -- ANTHONY SAID IT MUH'FUCKA. the end.

[batxman]

its like raaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day... etc. etc. etc.

alanis morisette blows cock and i just had a flashback of that horrible song "isnt it ironic (dont ya think?)" from the early 90's due to your stupid song dedication in your lj post so i just thought id come back to say fuck you i hope it really does rain on your wedding day and eat my fuck. fin.