Gnome watch
So I have been spending the week with Rummy over here in the States; and at some point between an ice cream heist and a not-quite-car chase, we've set up and interesting surprise for the little old woman across the street who has a fondness of chasing small children with a garden hose.
We have her original lawn gnome held hostage here in the house, while his double ( a previous star in the gnome porno industry) whom we affectionately call Lewd Larry (Or if you're Rummy it's Motherfuckin' Lewd Larry) stands in his place.
She... she wouldn't take him inside. EVERYTIME she'll just scold him, turn him around and go back inside, we have seriously turned him back six different times, moved him to different parts of the yard three. We had some video footage of people passing by to stare, or tripping over themselves. And once the neighbor came by and knocked on the door to point it out to her. (Lost it though because someone got beer and melted ice cream on the camera.)
Enjoy the photos though.
Update: Apparently I have a teddy bear to add to my hostage list. He and the Gnome are getting along nicely.