Aug 01, 2004 21:26
Call me a nazi, an elitist or plain' ol asshole, but after seeing many of the numerous gay asian female friendster profiles that happen to litter that site, I cannot help but be annoyed by one simple thing...their musical taste.
I love how all these SoCal asian girls with their generic looks, their AzN sEnSAnZ lingo and their oh so trend setting Von Dutch hats say they listen to every type of music. Thats 100% bullshit. Their musical taste is as diverse as their eyes are wide. And when you think of it, thats pretty fucking narrow.
The best and most popular line I love to see is the ubiquitous "listen to: hip hop, r and b, punk rock, house...". right. in ohter words you listen to Usher, R kelly, Blackstreet, 112, Missy Elliot, Sean Paul, Chingy, Lil' John, Jay Z, Beyonce, Eminem with that new Blink 182 track thrown in there for the "punk rock" section and 32452375 hours of trance. Can you really imagine them listening to punk? Like rocking out in their room to Black Flag getting wasted on Bud? Fucking slants man...they are out of control. For the record, Asians are not cool. They suck. If you have Asian friends, cut them off because they are cramping your style. I'm not even cool. Dennis is cool because he has long hair. Other than that, Asians = gay.