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So, its about 1245. i had just gotten home from the bar. and was on my way out to go pick up my movies from a friend. Well i go through a couple stop signs, and get pulled over on the way. He comes up to the car and says " whats wrong? you dont like stop signs?" i told him i screwed up and got caught. He asks me how many beers ive had, i told him 3. He said something like " well guess what, get out of your car and go to the back." So he explains hes gonna give me a drunk test. He makes me do the alphabet, i do it. he makes me touch the tips of my fingers and count 1,2,3,4. i do it. he makes me put my feet together, close my eyes, arms out. he tells me to touch the tip of my nose with my fingers. i do that. so then im done he tells me to go to my car and wait. he comes back and says you know what today is? he said its friday the 13th, i said wow so unlucky. He said no very lucky. Im not gonna write you up for D.U.I. and im not gonna write you up for both stop signs. just one. So its your lucky night."
You mother fucker, i was no where near drunk or whatever. they just toyed with me. but i cant complain, when the words " im not gonna arrest you for DUI" came out of his mouth i was sooooo happy. fuck that shit.
You mother fucker, i was no where near drunk or whatever. they just toyed with me. but i cant complain, when the words " im not gonna arrest you for DUI" came out of his mouth i was sooooo happy. fuck that shit.