it's not much but it's something...

[goodbyemailbox]

I was sitting in a Walgreen’s yesterday waiting on a prescription when I was struck by an idea, and my idea is this. Someday soon, maybe this summer, I’m going to buy a ton of adult diapers, like as many as I can fit in my basement and still have a path to my washer and dryer. My reasoning being this, of all of the embarrassing things a person could purchase in their lifetime I don’t think anything tops the adult diaper. Here you are, an older person, still very intelligent and independent, yet just a shadow of what you once were. Remembering all those times you didn’t go to the bathroom in your pants as you hand a package of Depends to some teenage clerk at the Meijer of the future. I think it’d be better to stock up now and just be viewed as a young person looking out for some fictional incontinent grandparent than to have to awkwardly avoid eye contact with everyone in the store from the adult under garments section to the checkout line 50 years from now.

I know I haven't written in here in a while but that's only because....

BIG STUFF COMING SOON...

I promise...

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And all these brown boxes havent helped me move one bit
in half-empty rooms they sit,

Stay thats where they will stay
I could never say,
I would never say,
"This is over"