Everybody's doin the fish... yeah yeah yeah...
Hi kiddos!
So my mom just woke me up (it's a few minutes after 11), and I am now eating a bacon egg and cheese biscuit from hardee's and things are <3.
Mainly because my bed situation is over. But that's another story. Which I will tell you............nnnow.
So, the Sunday before Thanksgiving, my mom was getting on my case about getting a new "bedroom suit" which means like cool bed and dresser, so we went out looking. We went to Value City because hey, we're big spenders, but I didn't find anything I liked there, so my mom carted me down to the mall and parked at K's Merchandise. Well, I have never liked K's. I'd only been there as a kid, passing time in it since it was located right next to Chuck-E-Cheese's, but it was always, to me, a shitty store with a tiny toy section and a bad attitude. But I went inside anyway because my mom insisted.
And, to my suprise, I found a bed I kinda liked. It was dark wood with a bunch of little stripey pillars.. I dunno, I'll take a picture. But it's nice and better than the other ones I saw so I decided, since I hate being carted around by my mom, that we didn't have to go any further, this was the bed. So we paid for it and the chest of drawers to match, to pick it up the next friday (the day after Thanksgiving) and picked up my dad and went mattress shopping.
With me so far? Probably not. Moving on!
Huuuwell, I had my heart set on talking my rents into a tempurpedic mattress because of all my back trouble, but we went to a place that definitely didn't carry those. So after trying a few
mattresses I didn't like, I ran to the back where the bling bling high dollar ones were and got a running jump on to this one that had a pillowtop that was like half a foot, and my parents came over and my face was buried in, and I was like "I'll take it," even though it was like $1000, and the salesguy came over and said "hey the pillowtop is made of the same stuff tempurpedic mattresses are," and my parents cringed because they knew I'd be all over this one then, and then the guy said we could buy the floor model for $559. So we left to think about it but I put up such a fight on the way home, they decided they'd get it to make me shut up and turned around and we bought it, to pick it up on the same day as the bed and dresser.
Well, Friday comes, and my dad goes in my truck to pick up the matteresses, and then goes in his to pick up the bed and dresser. And he calls me from K's and I was sitting in McD's, and he was like, "well, you're not getting your bed today... they sold your bed." And I stood up in the middle of McD's and shouted, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SOLD MY BED??!!?!?!" which was awkward, but ultimately unavoidable.
So, long story short (too late), we had my mattresses, but no bed. So they said "we'll deliver it either tomorrow or Wednesday," which obviously meant Wednesday. So Wednesday came and they said they didn't have enough delivery guys that night, so I wouldn't be getting it on time AGAIN, and it would have to be Sunday. So I got really really upset and started yelling about how I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor of my room because they forgot about a paying customer and I hoped they didn't want my business anymore because they sure as heck were not going to receive it.
Well, that upset the man appearently, so he piled the bed in the back of his little truck and drove it over himself. So we set it up this morning, and tomorrow we're getting my dresser, and so that is over.
That story was really long... A++ if you read it all.
Now for the question of the week which was a very in depth conversational topic, brought to us by Lyndsie (_sugarkane_)'s weird dreams.
Imagine you've just given birth to a small purple alien child about the size of your cupped hand. If you could feed any celebrity to it in the entire world living or dead, which celebrity and why?
Sample answers:
Annie : Tom Hanks, because he is a good actor.
Lyndsie : Ashlee Simpson, because she sucks.
Ian : Dr. Phil for obvious reasoning.
Sam : Adam Sandler because he's not that funny.
How about you?
And don't you forget................
Picture-o-zen!
So my mom just woke me up (it's a few minutes after 11), and I am now eating a bacon egg and cheese biscuit from hardee's and things are <3.
Mainly because my bed situation is over. But that's another story. Which I will tell you............nnnow.
So, the Sunday before Thanksgiving, my mom was getting on my case about getting a new "bedroom suit" which means like cool bed and dresser, so we went out looking. We went to Value City because hey, we're big spenders, but I didn't find anything I liked there, so my mom carted me down to the mall and parked at K's Merchandise. Well, I have never liked K's. I'd only been there as a kid, passing time in it since it was located right next to Chuck-E-Cheese's, but it was always, to me, a shitty store with a tiny toy section and a bad attitude. But I went inside anyway because my mom insisted.
And, to my suprise, I found a bed I kinda liked. It was dark wood with a bunch of little stripey pillars.. I dunno, I'll take a picture. But it's nice and better than the other ones I saw so I decided, since I hate being carted around by my mom, that we didn't have to go any further, this was the bed. So we paid for it and the chest of drawers to match, to pick it up the next friday (the day after Thanksgiving) and picked up my dad and went mattress shopping.
With me so far? Probably not. Moving on!
Huuuwell, I had my heart set on talking my rents into a tempurpedic mattress because of all my back trouble, but we went to a place that definitely didn't carry those. So after trying a few
mattresses I didn't like, I ran to the back where the bling bling high dollar ones were and got a running jump on to this one that had a pillowtop that was like half a foot, and my parents came over and my face was buried in, and I was like "I'll take it," even though it was like $1000, and the salesguy came over and said "hey the pillowtop is made of the same stuff tempurpedic mattresses are," and my parents cringed because they knew I'd be all over this one then, and then the guy said we could buy the floor model for $559. So we left to think about it but I put up such a fight on the way home, they decided they'd get it to make me shut up and turned around and we bought it, to pick it up on the same day as the bed and dresser.
Well, Friday comes, and my dad goes in my truck to pick up the matteresses, and then goes in his to pick up the bed and dresser. And he calls me from K's and I was sitting in McD's, and he was like, "well, you're not getting your bed today... they sold your bed." And I stood up in the middle of McD's and shouted, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SOLD MY BED??!!?!?!" which was awkward, but ultimately unavoidable.
So, long story short (too late), we had my mattresses, but no bed. So they said "we'll deliver it either tomorrow or Wednesday," which obviously meant Wednesday. So Wednesday came and they said they didn't have enough delivery guys that night, so I wouldn't be getting it on time AGAIN, and it would have to be Sunday. So I got really really upset and started yelling about how I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor of my room because they forgot about a paying customer and I hoped they didn't want my business anymore because they sure as heck were not going to receive it.
Well, that upset the man appearently, so he piled the bed in the back of his little truck and drove it over himself. So we set it up this morning, and tomorrow we're getting my dresser, and so that is over.
That story was really long... A++ if you read it all.
Now for the question of the week which was a very in depth conversational topic, brought to us by Lyndsie (_sugarkane_)'s weird dreams.
Imagine you've just given birth to a small purple alien child about the size of your cupped hand. If you could feed any celebrity to it in the entire world living or dead, which celebrity and why?
Sample answers:
Annie : Tom Hanks, because he is a good actor.
Lyndsie : Ashlee Simpson, because she sucks.
Ian : Dr. Phil for obvious reasoning.
Sam : Adam Sandler because he's not that funny.
How about you?
And don't you forget................
Picture-o-zen!
