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[goodboy_tobi]

Tobi's tummy feels funny :(

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[so_blase]

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Funny as in what? Vomiting?

[goodboy_tobi]

eehhhh, not really.. kinda, like, hmm, fluttery?

Like there is a party in Tobi's tummy-- *winces* a party with claws.

[so_blase]

Claws....? Hmmmm.

Maybe the witch doctor implanted an alien creature inside of you one night while you were asleep and now it's trying to get out.

[goodboy_tobi]

--!! th-th-that wouldn't kill me would it?

[so_blase]

I'm the wrong one to ask.

You've heard about the people that are having toothpaste-related pregnancies haven't you? You may be one of them.

[goodboy_tobi]

moouu...

Tobi's having a baby?

[so_blase]

He could be...

[goodboy_tobi]

*gasps!*

Oh I hope so!! Tobi wants a new Sunbeam-chan!

[so_blase]

So you already have a name for it?

....

And being pregnant with something that possibly has claws has no effect on you?

[goodboy_tobi]

Sunbeam-chan II!!.. unless it doesn't look like a Sunbeam-chan.

... *cocks head* why would it?

[so_blase]

Maybe because human infants don't have claws.

[goodboy_tobi]

...Well maybe it's not human then? *cant see the problem with this*

[so_blase]

*realizes this and is far too lazy to make his point clear*

Maa... What if it's a bear?

[goodboy_tobi]

..a..bear?

Tobi would like a bear friend! Tobi would feed it honey!!