Mar 29, 2005 15:40
In the beginning, there was sex. Boring, passionless sex with women in the missionary position looking at the ceiling, wishing men would hurry up and bust a net so they can get to sleep. That type of meaningless sex lasted for generations-from the days of the caveman, to the days of the covered wagons, to the days of the bouffant-men thinking they can get their jollies off and not give women pleasure in return.
Then change began to take place; right around the time women obtained the right to vote. Women's sexual inhibitions began to vanish. Sistahs began to realize that if they can work hard every day, bring home the bacon and raise a family, then they deserve a little hellified sex in their lives. No, make that a lot of hellified sex.
They started telling men what they like and disliked in the bedroom. They stated teaching men how to please women. Most importantly, women learned how to please themselves.
Now is the time for revolution!
The female sexual revolution!
As we embark on the new millennium,
it is time for all the real sexual divas
to stand up and be counted.
Embrace your freakiness.
Come out of the closets.
If your man can't handle it,
trade his ass in for one who can.
Where does it all begin?
Who knows?