Go, go, Gadget email!

Apr 22, 2005 20:05

*Strong Bad walks over to the Lappy and turns it on.*

So long as you don't look like Matthew Broderick or French Stewart, anyways. In that case, you should just go, go a-way.

a>strongbad_email.exe

Dear Strong Bad,

You are being contacted due to non-compliance to the
list rules. I am giving you until 4/23 to catch up on
one of the 4 topics below before I drop your character
from the roles. Do not use an older challenge as your
response. You only have to do one and make certain it
is between 150 - 250 words. This is your current
notice.

Ooh, a warning! I'm shakin' in my boots here!

Topics:

What is so important to you that without it, life
would not be worth living? Why?

Hmm... lemme think about that one.

If you could do one totally irresponsible or even bad
thing with absolutely no consequences, what would it
be and why?

Aw, man, I gotta pick just one?

What is your most treasured possession and why?

What is your most redundant question and why?
Oops, I think we just saw the answer to that.

CURRENT TOPIC: If you could trade lives with one person
for a day, who would it be, and what would you do?

Hmm... another good one.

Remember it has to be between 150 - 250 words. Make
certain that you put the name and fandom of your muse
on the message posted to Theatrical Muse. Not everyone
knows your character.

And lucky for me they don't. It means I can get away with more stuff.

Sincerely,
Animebroad

Anime broad, huh? Does that mean you got big eyes and blue hair?

Anyways, I got answers to two of those questions.

What is your most treasured possession and why?

Probably my Lappy, because it lets me connect to the Internets. Also known as my fan club.

If you could trade lives with one person for a day, who would it be, and what would you do?

I think it'd be Gary Palaroncini from Limozeen, and I'd get me some of that hot groupie action. As well as rocking out a lot. If this was a real email, there'd be a clip here, showing my imagination of me as Gary rocking out and getting groupies, and Gary as me answering my email. But since aberranteyes has no budget and very little imagination, you'll just have to imagine that for yourselves.

So, until next time, remember to floss, look both ways before crossing the street, and send your emails to Strong Bad. 'Cuz you know that's where they wanna be.

[CLANG! The Paper drops.]

Muse: Strong Bad
Fandom: Homestar Runner
Word Count: one metric buttload (by atomic weight)
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