Because I F'd Up the Meme...
From bornofdivinity...
His Questions (in italics) and My Answers
1. After a long life, you arrive at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter opens the book of your life to determine whether or not you're worthy of entrance. Suddenly he looks up at you, raises his eyebrows and says "Uh oh." What did he just read?
Probably that I pretend to be a god on a daily basis on LiveJournal. Either that, or I once peed on my sister just because she was bothering me. There's a lot of things he might see in there (but I'm not going to leave them in an open forum!).
2. What was your most badass Halloween Costume?
Most badass? I was Lt. Cmdr. Data once, from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I've also been Superman (when I was a baby), Groucho Marx, a six-sided die (correctly dotted so that opposite sides added to 7), an IBM computer, and a swashbuckling pirate (with real fencing sword). I was also Feared Al Yankovic for Halloween in 2005. I'm hoping for something a little cooler next year, like Dr. Evil or Bull Shannon from "Night Court."
3. If you could pick 5 lovely ladies from your LJ Friends' List, which 5 would you pick to be in your personal harem? (And YES you have to answer this, and yes I'm a douchebag.)
Yes, you are a douchebag. Luckily, I can pick Gail (sgt_sassypants) as #1. Other harem members? queenpersephone (because she looks so hot in her secretary outfit), the_lady_circe (a.k.a. Spumoni Dago, from Arkanstock, though she doesn't really post on LJ any more), degeneratebliss (because she's just so darn cheerful), and countessclarity (so Gail could have a play-pal while Merle was away).
4. Tell me - what's the title of your autobiography? (why?)
Autobiography right now would be either "G.O.D., Fear, and Everything In-Between: The Many Faces of Don Ford," (because of my voice talents and various nicknames at jobs and things) or "Things That Happened to Me One Time" (because of all the weird stories I could tell about people I've met and things that have happened around me, like the man who wanted to build a playground in his mother's ass, or the girl who didn't really exist who wanted to date me online).
5. GI Joe, Transformers, M.A.S.K., Thundercats, He-Man, or Voltron.... discuss.
Okay. Unlike the other groups, GI Joe would not wait for anyone to make the first move, so they launch the first strike on Prince Adam and Cringer (who would probably be mistaken for Cobra Commander and some giant panther by their 1980's military equipment). The Joes would then kidnap the prince and his cat and hold them for ransom (later in the episode, they tell kids NOT to do this in a 30-second blurb at the end of the show, just so they can pretend to be informative).
This causes both M.A.S.K. and the Thundercats to get involved, because neither the Transformers or Voltron has gotten through their insanely long and complex formation sequences yet. Since M.A.S.K. members have never seen anthropomorphic cats, they spend hours rolling d20s in a vain attempt to "disbelieve" the Thundercats and cancel the illusion, since "illusion is the ultimate weapon." So, the Thundercats end up rescuing Cringer, believing him to be one of their own, and Prince Adam hides like a little wussy until Lion-O leaves.
The Transformers get there next and completely blow up the Joes' compound, but only because they thought the Joes were using those retarded little Minicons. Realizing their mistake too late, Optimus Prime makes a formal apology and offers to give up several no-name Autobots (who had only appeared in this episode) to augment and strengthen the Joes (who, ironically, had lost only no-name members of their organization in the base's explosion). This gives Adam enough time to finally grow some balls and escape, but also enough time for Voltron to form up.
Voltron appears and demands the prince be set free. When the Joes can't find the prince, the five Lions open a Can of Whoop-Ass on the Joe-Autobot alliance, since the team inside the Defender of the Universe thinks this is a stall tactic.
Meanwhile, Adam transforms into He-Man by the power of Greyskull, and opens up the fabric of the universe. He then joins forces with She-Ra, the Smurfs, the Snorks, My Little Pony, the Dungeon Master, ALF, Captain N, Link, Mario, the Silverhawks, the Care Bears, Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons," Howard the Duck, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Rainbow Brite, the Popples, Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Mighty Mouse, Bananaman, the Gummi Bears, Dirk the Daring, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Fraggles, Felix the Cat, Inspector Gadget, Jem, the Real Ghostbusters, Gumby and Pokey, the Littles, Speed Racer, Q*Bert, the Pound Puppies, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mr. T, Hulk Hogan (before he sucked), Jean-Claude Van Damme, AND Chuck Norris. The sheer awesomeness deactivated the Autobots and made the Joes weep in mercy and surrender.
That's how He-Man won.
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THE RULES
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
His Questions (in italics) and My Answers
1. After a long life, you arrive at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter opens the book of your life to determine whether or not you're worthy of entrance. Suddenly he looks up at you, raises his eyebrows and says "Uh oh." What did he just read?
Probably that I pretend to be a god on a daily basis on LiveJournal. Either that, or I once peed on my sister just because she was bothering me. There's a lot of things he might see in there (but I'm not going to leave them in an open forum!).
2. What was your most badass Halloween Costume?
Most badass? I was Lt. Cmdr. Data once, from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I've also been Superman (when I was a baby), Groucho Marx, a six-sided die (correctly dotted so that opposite sides added to 7), an IBM computer, and a swashbuckling pirate (with real fencing sword). I was also Feared Al Yankovic for Halloween in 2005. I'm hoping for something a little cooler next year, like Dr. Evil or Bull Shannon from "Night Court."
3. If you could pick 5 lovely ladies from your LJ Friends' List, which 5 would you pick to be in your personal harem? (And YES you have to answer this, and yes I'm a douchebag.)
Yes, you are a douchebag. Luckily, I can pick Gail (sgt_sassypants) as #1. Other harem members? queenpersephone (because she looks so hot in her secretary outfit), the_lady_circe (a.k.a. Spumoni Dago, from Arkanstock, though she doesn't really post on LJ any more), degeneratebliss (because she's just so darn cheerful), and countessclarity (so Gail could have a play-pal while Merle was away).
4. Tell me - what's the title of your autobiography? (why?)
Autobiography right now would be either "G.O.D., Fear, and Everything In-Between: The Many Faces of Don Ford," (because of my voice talents and various nicknames at jobs and things) or "Things That Happened to Me One Time" (because of all the weird stories I could tell about people I've met and things that have happened around me, like the man who wanted to build a playground in his mother's ass, or the girl who didn't really exist who wanted to date me online).
5. GI Joe, Transformers, M.A.S.K., Thundercats, He-Man, or Voltron.... discuss.
Okay. Unlike the other groups, GI Joe would not wait for anyone to make the first move, so they launch the first strike on Prince Adam and Cringer (who would probably be mistaken for Cobra Commander and some giant panther by their 1980's military equipment). The Joes would then kidnap the prince and his cat and hold them for ransom (later in the episode, they tell kids NOT to do this in a 30-second blurb at the end of the show, just so they can pretend to be informative).
This causes both M.A.S.K. and the Thundercats to get involved, because neither the Transformers or Voltron has gotten through their insanely long and complex formation sequences yet. Since M.A.S.K. members have never seen anthropomorphic cats, they spend hours rolling d20s in a vain attempt to "disbelieve" the Thundercats and cancel the illusion, since "illusion is the ultimate weapon." So, the Thundercats end up rescuing Cringer, believing him to be one of their own, and Prince Adam hides like a little wussy until Lion-O leaves.
The Transformers get there next and completely blow up the Joes' compound, but only because they thought the Joes were using those retarded little Minicons. Realizing their mistake too late, Optimus Prime makes a formal apology and offers to give up several no-name Autobots (who had only appeared in this episode) to augment and strengthen the Joes (who, ironically, had lost only no-name members of their organization in the base's explosion). This gives Adam enough time to finally grow some balls and escape, but also enough time for Voltron to form up.
Voltron appears and demands the prince be set free. When the Joes can't find the prince, the five Lions open a Can of Whoop-Ass on the Joe-Autobot alliance, since the team inside the Defender of the Universe thinks this is a stall tactic.
Meanwhile, Adam transforms into He-Man by the power of Greyskull, and opens up the fabric of the universe. He then joins forces with She-Ra, the Smurfs, the Snorks, My Little Pony, the Dungeon Master, ALF, Captain N, Link, Mario, the Silverhawks, the Care Bears, Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons," Howard the Duck, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Rainbow Brite, the Popples, Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Mighty Mouse, Bananaman, the Gummi Bears, Dirk the Daring, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Fraggles, Felix the Cat, Inspector Gadget, Jem, the Real Ghostbusters, Gumby and Pokey, the Littles, Speed Racer, Q*Bert, the Pound Puppies, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mr. T, Hulk Hogan (before he sucked), Jean-Claude Van Damme, AND Chuck Norris. The sheer awesomeness deactivated the Autobots and made the Joes weep in mercy and surrender.
That's how He-Man won.
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THE RULES
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.