Servey 6
500 QuestionsWhat is your name?:Sam Stanley How old are you?:16 How old do you want to be?:uh...16 Do you drink?:yeah Do you smoke?:yes Do you eat?:yep Do you smell?:yeah Do you listen to music?:yeah Do you sleep well at night?:sometimes Do you like dogs?:no Do you like cats?:yeah Do you lie alot?:not really Do you have any siblings?:yeah Have you been in love?:Idk Have you ever been dumped?:yeah How long was your longest relationship?:a month and a half....lol And shortest?:a week... :P Are you a virgin?:yeah Do you masturbate?:yes Do you watch pornography?:yeah Do you go to gigs/concerts?:I have been to a few Do you do alot of moshing?:no What type of music do you like to wiggle to?:I don't wiggle What type of music do you least enjoy?:Pop What are your favourite boys names?:um...Idk And girls names?:Amber What is your favourite instrument?:Guitar What are your favourite films called?:Fight club, Reqiuerm for a dream Are you hairy?:not really Do you shave/wax regularly?:yeah What is your hair like?:black and soft Have you ever stolen and will you again?:I have, I don't think I will again What colour are your socks?:grey Do you like Vampire Freaks?:Idk What colour is your underwear?:um I don't wear them Is your face green/purple/blue by any chance?:no Why?:why? cause I'm white Does your mother ever catch you smelling her underwear?:no...cause I don't do that What is your grade for Mathematics right now?:like an 85% Were are you sitting?:do you mean where? in a chair in my livingroom How big is your PC screen?:about 15inches What religion are you?:Atheist Do you own a pair of DM's?:blue jeans? Yeah Do you own a phone?:yeah Do you suffer from homphobia?:no...in fact my best friend is half gay What book are you reading right now?:Seabiscuit...ew Do you talk alot?:no Do you have a high borderline?:uh...Idk Ever been in a fight?:yeah Have you ever been fired after the first day of your new job?:no Are you stupid?:no Have you ever been wasted?:yeah Have you ever drunk water?:drank? yes When was the last time you licked someones ass?:never Ever been married?:no Or divorced?:what do you think? Have you slept woth a co-worker?:hell yeah bitch and then I shot her with my glock 9 hoe!...lol no Have you seen someone die?:no Have you been to Africa?:no Have you ever slapped someone you love?:lol yeah Have you been on a plane?:yep When was the last time you puked in a bar?:never Or in someones mouth?:never Have you ever started off a 'pukie'?:nope Do you have any strong feelings for somebody you have met online?:no How do you want to die?:Old age would be fine for me When was the last time you were jelous of someone?:Idk mabye a week ago And why were you jelous?:I think my little nephew had chips and wouldn't give me one...damn him *shakes fist* Do you trust easily?:yeah Do you have any tattoos/piercings?:One ear pierced Do you suffer from depression?:sometimes Have you ever tried to commit suicide?:yeah Are you evil towards others?:no Are you selfish and greedy?:not really Are you obsessive or compulive?:no What is your favourite band?:tool And your favourite song?:Eulogy What is your favourite food?:French Fries Do you own a pair of Vans?:yeah like ten pairs Do you think you are fitt/hott?:not hot but like somewhat fit you could say Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:nope How do you feel about being single?:eh...its ok Do you like peas?:no Do you eat alot of cabbage?:no Have you ever tried chewing, let alone swallowing liver and onions?:no How big is your forehead?:I have no fucking clue? Do you like wearing gloves?:sure Do you like cold fingers?:no How much do you love those crusty, smelly and dry toes of yours?:Uh...my toes aren't like that, but ok? Do you enjoy looking at a babboon's hairy toe?:no When was the last time you painted your nails?:mmm...freshmen year Have you ever been to a prom?:nope What did you wear? / What would you wear to a prom?:haven't been to one Are your fingers tired?:nope Does your head hurt from thinking too much?:no When was the last time you had to think so much?:uh...last friday Wow, it's nearly finished! What you think?:Somewhat Oh, have you ever eaten cheesecake?:yeah its good as hell Do you like garlic ice-cream?:no..never tried it Have you ever milked a cow?:lol no A goat?:no Have you eaten a crocodile steak?:yeah but not steak it was like chicken nuggets How many times have you lied in this survey?:I don't think I have Have you ever given/got a hickey?:no Have you ever lied about your age?:yeah When was the last time you had a proper fight?:Idk Have you ever taken a bath with another person?:no, but I think that would be pretty sweet What are you planning on doing after this survey finishes?:taking a piss, then doing homework and listing to music What is the time?:5:00 Are you tired?:no...didn't you already ask me that Hehe I know you love this survey really!:no I think the person who made it is retarded cause they don't know their grammer Come on say it!:no Did you enjoy your time? (say yes or else!):ok...I...didn't! HAHAHA WAIT!:what? I forgot to ask, are you a boy or a girl?:boy How long did it take you to do this survery?:Idk, you should have asked for the first question what time it was, dumbass Do you think it's a waste of time?:yeah mostly What are you listening to right now?:Elvis, bitch! Thank you for taking this survery:your welcome It took me 10 minutes and a lot of pain to make this survey!:haha awesome Damn you, you made me tired!:good Just how bad do you smell?:I don't I take a shower every day Or are you a walking perfume shop?:no not at all I don't even wear cologen Would you fuck your dog?:I don't have a dog and I would never have a interspieces relationship like that Me too, so I guess I shall see you around! Are you happy?:no you won't see me around you've never see me and I'm not happy I want to kick your ass.. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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