quizzy
1. My uncle once: threw up because he was very very intoxicated and lost this dentures in the toilet. in the morning my mom and dad found him and he was trying to take the toilet apart to get his teeth back.
2. Never in my life: have i been on a plane.
3. When I was five: i had a mullet.
4. High school was: a good time. should have done less.
5. I will never forget: what's important.
6. Once I met: shannon elizabeth randomly on cordon.
7. There’s this boy I know: who has salad fingers.
8. Once, at a bar: it was 930 and i threw up and cried.
9. By noon, I’m usually: on my second cup of coffee.
10. Last night: i went to lo pub. there was 6 people there.
11. If only I had: a time machine.
12. Next time I go to church: church?!
13. What worries me most: not using my time in the right ways.
14. When I turn my head left I see: two empty cans of diet iced green tea.mmm
15. When I turn my head right I see: my kitty.
16. You know I’m lying when: you never know, I'm just too good at it
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: everything! the music the most.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: deaf, cause I can't even read shakespeare.
19. By this time next year: I'll be in my last year of unversity!
20. A better name for me would be: awesome!? jk i don't know.
21. I have a hard time understanding: stupid people.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: take political science or theology.
23. You know I like you if: i tell you.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: maybe you.
25. Take my advice, never: open a durian!
26. My ideal breakfast is: in bed.
27. A song I love is: i will possess your heart - death cab for cutie.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go golfing...if you golf that is. ... and don't stay at the hotel.
29. Why won’t people: get real. there is more to life than just you.
30. If you spend a night at my house: you'll have a good time. :p
31. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing
32. The world could do without: the stupid
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: pft. none.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: staples
36. If I do anything well it’s: cooking, nursing
37. I can’t help but: procrastinate.
38. I usually cry: ...when? i don't need a reason.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: do whatever you want. don't let anyone tell you how it is, cause they are probably full of shit.
40. And by the way: The only time people ever read these things is when they''ve copied & pasted and they're backspacing to fill in their on answers. Hope you have a nice read. - had to leave this here kale. gold.