Jan 27, 2005 21:09
ok...3v3.. dawn of war. Me Eldar with two space marine teamates. enemy all three space marines..WTF about that. Anyway im taking control of the center got turrets on critical points and sub-turrets protecting the sides. So i figure my teamates can help hold it if we get attack so i start teching up so i can get some uber shit, but since im teching i dont have enough money to mass build units. Which usually isnt a problem if your team is good... Well here comes this massive ass red blob on the radar which turns out to be a complete zerg of space marines. All three of them just massed those little faggets and went straight down the center. I nicely was like um guys (pinging the map) gonna help with that? But you know what they do.. hes like hey ben, lets attack here. So here i am in a state of complete confusion and pissed offness. I then calmly say to myself theyll notice in a few seconds and come help so i pull back all my troops back abandoning all my turrets to their easy destruction. Well, after they wiped out all my turret defenses my teamates were still just waltzing at the enemy base doing no real damange while im getting my tiny eldar ass raped. Now the eldar, they are kinda little pussies, they got big guns that hurt alot but a gopher could kill one so 150 heavy infantry versus 18 guardians, 18 warpspiders, 9 howling banshees, 1 farseer with a 8 man retinue of warlocks and 1 wraithlord, dont stand much of a chance. I pyhsic storm in the middle of the mass doing what little damange im able to before sending in my wraithlord for a vain attempt to kill so troops. Well about 8 rocket lanuchers put a end to his trip in about 20 seconds and by that time all my guardians had already been killed and my howling banshess were doomed in the middle of the enemy army; i was out of ideas. So i basically took all my remaining units and attack there HQ units. I got 2 out of 3 but lost my hq and his retinue and most of my warpspiders. So i warp my spiders to safety to reinforce them and then right as my last building is about to be destroyed I warped to the back of the enemy army and take out his fucking fagget ass missle lanucher squad that killed my wraithlord. Then my last building blew up and i was killed and i cried. So basically i say GOOD GAME to teamwork.
Wow this was fun talking about this :)
I recommend Dawn Of War it is the most violent and intense RTS there has ever been. Now i need to go fight some skirmishes against the comps so i can come up with some strats to counter this ridiculous fagg0try.