I live!!
Today is a good day to LJ, lol--firstly, I apologize for not updating sooner, and, though it looks like I may have broken my New Year's resolution, I submit that, it was not my fault!
I attempted to update several times, but, for some reason, my LJ just wasn't cooperating. But, I'm back now, and, rarin' to post!
Ok, so, to get you caught up on what's been happening whilst I've been in exile--I finally finished writing my epic novel, only to lose it tragically in a fire suspiciously confined to my "finished epic" file--I suspect arson and, since the hubs denies it, the only other suspect is ... the dog!
I built a time machine--you know, so's I could go back in time and catch the arsonist red-handed--but, the only thing that went back in time was my hair. On the plus side, it's now impervious to rain, sleet and snow, on the negative side, it's so big I can't go through most doors.
My artistic side took over and I began to sculpt a full-sized replica of Michaelangelo's David...out of cheese. I started to use mozzarella, you know, to be more authentic, but, found that jalapeno jack cheese had more of a marbled look--unfortunately, there was yet another arson episode and a goodly portion of David was consumed as a quesadilla.
Funnily enough, the 4th of July passed without incident, even though several junior arsonists were dutifully setting several highly volatile substances alight. However, several innocent hot dogs lost their lives in the dogged defense of life, liberty and the pursuit of tastiness.
That's about all that happened during my sojourn away from LJ...that I'm allowed to speak about, the rest is classified...or...highly embarrassing and never to be mentioned on penalty of death and/or dismemberment by any of the parties involved, including Barney the Dinosaur, some guy on a bike, and, the Culligan man...seriously, don't ask.
Happy to be back among the fold!
Gooberella
Frankfurter fatality/Queso questor
I attempted to update several times, but, for some reason, my LJ just wasn't cooperating. But, I'm back now, and, rarin' to post!
Ok, so, to get you caught up on what's been happening whilst I've been in exile--I finally finished writing my epic novel, only to lose it tragically in a fire suspiciously confined to my "finished epic" file--I suspect arson and, since the hubs denies it, the only other suspect is ... the dog!
I built a time machine--you know, so's I could go back in time and catch the arsonist red-handed--but, the only thing that went back in time was my hair. On the plus side, it's now impervious to rain, sleet and snow, on the negative side, it's so big I can't go through most doors.
My artistic side took over and I began to sculpt a full-sized replica of Michaelangelo's David...out of cheese. I started to use mozzarella, you know, to be more authentic, but, found that jalapeno jack cheese had more of a marbled look--unfortunately, there was yet another arson episode and a goodly portion of David was consumed as a quesadilla.
Funnily enough, the 4th of July passed without incident, even though several junior arsonists were dutifully setting several highly volatile substances alight. However, several innocent hot dogs lost their lives in the dogged defense of life, liberty and the pursuit of tastiness.
That's about all that happened during my sojourn away from LJ...that I'm allowed to speak about, the rest is classified...or...highly embarrassing and never to be mentioned on penalty of death and/or dismemberment by any of the parties involved, including Barney the Dinosaur, some guy on a bike, and, the Culligan man...seriously, don't ask.
Happy to be back among the fold!
Gooberella
Frankfurter fatality/Queso questor