The Hubs and The Mood-killer
This is the harrowing story of a loving wife and her evil horrible insensitive husband.
The tale starts nicely enough, with our heroine looking at her spouse adoringly, and, snuggling against him. Trying to tempt him into a warm embrace.
Holding his warm furry body near, she looked up into his face and whispered feverishly, "I love you!"
He cooly looked down into her beaming face with a slight roll of the eye, took a deep breath, and, tiredly said "I love you too.....Wanna suck it?"
Our heroine looked at him incredulously, and, softly said, "Way to kill the mood, evil man".
To which he replied, "Kill the mood? I didn't kill it...I kicked it up a notch-BAM!"
The man was never heard from again, and, she lived happily ever after :P
The end--at least until he reads it, then, the "story" may end differently
sleeping with one eye open--Gooberella
The tale starts nicely enough, with our heroine looking at her spouse adoringly, and, snuggling against him. Trying to tempt him into a warm embrace.
Holding his warm furry body near, she looked up into his face and whispered feverishly, "I love you!"
He cooly looked down into her beaming face with a slight roll of the eye, took a deep breath, and, tiredly said "I love you too.....Wanna suck it?"
Our heroine looked at him incredulously, and, softly said, "Way to kill the mood, evil man".
To which he replied, "Kill the mood? I didn't kill it...I kicked it up a notch-BAM!"
The man was never heard from again, and, she lived happily ever after :P
The end--at least until he reads it, then, the "story" may end differently
sleeping with one eye open--Gooberella