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[goo_goo_muck]

i would like to dedicate this entry to emily, the worlds #1 dyke and powerpoint maker.

so much cool shit has happened lately... like meeting KIM GORDON AND LEE RANDALDO AND SEEING SONIC YOUTH'S SOUNDCHECK AND SEEING THEM PLAY AND THEM PLAYING SHAKING HELL!  good times.

anyway, i have totally hyped up summer in my mind. this summer better be good. my

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[maia_malusi]

Fool dresses also are one item of clothing. Wear dresses they are freeing. unless you try to do acrbatics, then less liberating.

Why do you always be calling me a heathen for? And even if i was you know you want some heathen lovin'.

You were right, you did the jay overbite to perfection.

[jaynal]

Amen! Dresses are fantastic! Thank God i'm not a guy.

[maia_malusi]

i know! A recent discovery but one of the best ones i have made. I want to make a whole heap, if only i had more sewing skillz. Thats one of the pluses of being girl. . . though maybe if i was a boy i would wear a kilt.

[jaynal]

Being a girl is the only way to be..but we sure pay for it during childbirth, Why did Eve have to eat that god damn apple?! haha. I wish i could sew.. i see such pretty fabrics and i have ideas, but alas, i can not put them into action. *sigh*.

[maia_malusi]

Well i have a whole list of why being a boy is better but recently i am thinking i was wrong. And how about every month from 16-60? I know but wanst the snake a male? so why didnt they get blamed for tempting us in the first plce, stupid sexist god.
I can sow okay i guess but i lack in pretty fabrics. If you ever have ideas/see pretty fabrics i will take them! Or help you put them into action.

[jaynal]

God, u are right! the snake is to blame! i have never thought of that, high fives for you. God's probably the most boring person i can think of actually.. goody goody, sexist, homophobic and pretty cruel.

[maia_malusi]

but he let abraham live till he was 999 and he was also vengeful. and he made the hills skipeth like lambkins. now how could you hate that god?

[mr_absence]

cause human's are meant to be eithical but snakes just an animal with no moral responsibility.

So you met Jayne on LiveJournal, same as I met her. Funny that. Watch out, she might try and go out with you next. CAUSE YOU ARE A BIG LESBIAN.

[maia_malusi]

SNAKE HAVE MORAL RESPONSIBILITIES!! THEY TEMPTED US! THUS THEY MUST DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENES!!!

Yes i did, you always did have good taste (present company exempt). So if she wanted to i would be honoured. and you, you go suck a wing-wang homo.

[jaynal]

There is no excuse for the snake, i completely agree.

haha you would be honoured awesome, really my plan all along was to get to you, i just had to go through lachlan first, i've been inlove with you for years!!

like the big lesbian i am. =)

[maia_malusi]

Thank you, she understands me.

Well next stop las vegas and elvis can make it all holey and matrimony for us.

Lesbian lovers will never die. like superheros.

[jaynal]

damn it! u have foiled my plans of getting maya!!!

[goo_goo_muck]

read above! jay's clothes KICKED dresses in the ARSE for comfort.