The mall sucks
I spent an eternity at the mall, trying to look for a nice jacket. I found one, but they were out of my size, and it was bright blue, and I don't think it would have gone with anything I have. But I did buy a cherry-lemonade slushy and boy was it good. I did get some pants. I really wanted to buy some skirts but they all sucked too. Remember the fish who was sucking that guy's dick? That permanently damaged my mind.