bungee jumping
SATURDAY WAS NEW ZEALANDS NATIONAL NUDE DAY
so I selected some pleasant under-crackers
fired on some ugg boots
got my wee boobs painted with Scotland flags
and off a bridge I went a jumpin!
obviously it was a good idea to keep my eyes closed until I bounced to make sure I wasn't dead
and the Scottish fuckers at the bottom thought it'd be a delightful idea to dunk me in the river
but now I fair rather want to do the Nevis
so clearly I shall definitely die on that one
I need a massive poo
Queenstown has definitely upset my tum
x x x xx
so I selected some pleasant under-crackers
fired on some ugg boots
got my wee boobs painted with Scotland flags
and off a bridge I went a jumpin!
obviously it was a good idea to keep my eyes closed until I bounced to make sure I wasn't dead
and the Scottish fuckers at the bottom thought it'd be a delightful idea to dunk me in the river
but now I fair rather want to do the Nevis
so clearly I shall definitely die on that one
I need a massive poo
Queenstown has definitely upset my tum
x x x xx