Steve Dolmages' life in three words
Poor as FUCK.
Catch me on a good day, I'll have a couple hundred in my pocket. If you look for me two or three days later, you'll probably find me wide fucking awake at 3:46am stealing aluminum cans, and looking for every bit of change I can get my hands on. If you missed me at the shit hole of a recycling center at meijers, you'll probably spot me at the CoinStar. At this point I'm still poor/pissed off, probably smell like beer, and the CoinStar is just staring at the "poor as fuck" jar of change you've saved. I fucking hate those things with a passion. Reason number one: The "service fee" is 8.9% of every $1.00 you put in. The machine might as well fuck you in the ass while it counts the free money you just fed it. Reason number two: The fucking GUI (Graphical User Interface) It's all happy with hearts and all sorts of shit you don't want to think about while using a CoinStar cause you're broke. OH yeah..I almost forgot. I would live a more peasant life if I had the opportunity to pistol whip the muhfucka that intentionally used a picture of some retarded bitch in a wheelchair at the donation screen. Fuck you. Maybe if I didn't have to use CoinStar.
I'm applying for a volunteer firefighter...
I really wanna skateboard full time...but duh...I'm poor.
Catch me on a good day, I'll have a couple hundred in my pocket. If you look for me two or three days later, you'll probably find me wide fucking awake at 3:46am stealing aluminum cans, and looking for every bit of change I can get my hands on. If you missed me at the shit hole of a recycling center at meijers, you'll probably spot me at the CoinStar. At this point I'm still poor/pissed off, probably smell like beer, and the CoinStar is just staring at the "poor as fuck" jar of change you've saved. I fucking hate those things with a passion. Reason number one: The "service fee" is 8.9% of every $1.00 you put in. The machine might as well fuck you in the ass while it counts the free money you just fed it. Reason number two: The fucking GUI (Graphical User Interface) It's all happy with hearts and all sorts of shit you don't want to think about while using a CoinStar cause you're broke. OH yeah..I almost forgot. I would live a more peasant life if I had the opportunity to pistol whip the muhfucka that intentionally used a picture of some retarded bitch in a wheelchair at the donation screen. Fuck you. Maybe if I didn't have to use CoinStar.
I'm applying for a volunteer firefighter...
I really wanna skateboard full time...but duh...I'm poor.