lol of the week?

[gonzo_md]

I love gmail chat. It's more fun than watching a monkey fucking a coconut.



me: dude!
Ty: sup cuz
me: get my email about the housewarming?
oh snap
just now got your reply
hah
Ty: lol
me: sah-weeeeet
bring a dead thing to grill

Ty: *caveman noise*
me: *clubs girl on head*
Ty: *dirty sanchez*
me: *cleveland steamer*
Ty: *chocolate bronson*
Ty: *alabama back-alley*
*alaskan pipeline*
*mexican radiator flush*
*russian quick lube*

man, I love making these things up.
hehe
me: hahaah
*bohemian cannonball*
Ty: *scandanavian tractor pull*
*yugoslavian forklift driver*
Ty: *german cake factory*
me: *romanian army teabag*
Ty: *Italian olive picker*
me: *norwegian stump grinder*
Ty: nice
me: lol

Ty: out of all those we should pick one of yours and one of mine to keep
then use them in public and just look at people funny when they're like 'what the fuck is that'
me: yes, and refer to each other by that name for an entire night

Ty: I say norwegian stump grinder
and the scandanavian tractor pull
me: agreed
Ty: or perhaps the mexican radiator flush
hm.
me: that one made me shoot coffee out of my nose
Ty: which one?
mexican or scand
me: actually, the mexican one AND the scand
Ty: well we have to pick one.
hmm.

me: i say scand
Ty: turn around to the person next to you and say:
me: "do you prefer mexican radiator flushes or scandinavian tractor pulls?"
Ty: "hey, would you rather have someone give you a scandanavian tracktor pull or a mexican radiator flush?
me: HAHA
Ty: see which one screws their face up more
we'll pick that one.
me: ok! brb!