May 18, 2020 19:13
Oh that's grand, the governments new scientific advisor is certain that they did a thing they didn't do to control coronavirus on the 30 of February. He saw the imaginary memo with the imaginary instructions on the imaginary day.
But the big story in the press today is Keir Stamner bought a field for his disabled mum to look after sick donkeys and THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THAT LAND OWNING TOFF! HOW DARE HE HAVE BOUGHT A DONKEY SANCTUARY! THAT SICK FREAK!