RP SPAM POST

[gonsai]

It's a spam post

Rules? Pick a character and start RPing. I may jump in. Just have fun, kiddies.

Comments

[forever_heroine]

Hey, everyone! Listen up! This is your not-so-friendly Overlord speaking. I may not know where this is, but it's now mine. Thanks, and a have not-so-pleasant day~!

[sorensensez]

...?

[forever_heroine]

Hmm? Hey. You. You work for me now, got it?

[sorensensez]

Sorry, but I'm working under Professor Babbage right now! But I'm sure he'd love another apprentice.

[forever_heroine]

Not anymore you don't~. As of today, you're helping me take over!

[sorensensez]

W-well I'm going to have to run this by the professor first!

[forever_heroine]

Ugh. Fine. Go run it by him first, and report to me when you're done!

[trueltning_fury]

.....right.

[forever_heroine]

Good! Glad to see you understand. I know being human is such a limitation sometimes~.

[trueltning_fury]

It's called sarcasm. I don't know who or what you want to be overlord of, here.

[forever_heroine]

Oh, you! If you're here, then I want to be your Overlord. The place isn't really all that important, but if I go vacationing and don't take a place over, I'd be the laughing stock of the Netherworld!

[prof_babbage]

Hmmm, I don't have time to fit you in my schedule! But a vacation sounds tempting!

[forever_heroine]

Don't come any closer, old man. I don't have time to deal with senile fools.

[prof_babbage]

Senile, hmmm? Then that must mean I am more qualified for an overlord position, hmmm?

[forever_heroine]

There's more paperwork than you'd think. It's really a pain in the ass. Your wrist would snap after about three days, I'm guessing. And, no. The job requires brains, beauty, and brawn. I have all three~.

You have none.

[prof_babbage]

Brains, hmmm?

...

*adjusts his glasses, looking generally creepy*