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Today's Inspirational Message:
We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
~Mao Tse-Tung
[private to Santa Claus]
Dearest Santa.
What to ask for, what to ask for.
For Max, some sweet new gym clothes and a set of weights or something.
Claire... all the ingredients for that drink we made up that one time. I don't remember what they were, but you're magic, right?
For Hayley, I dunno, a hip flask or something. A good one.
Get Amber something nice. Like a nice new dress or something. I dunno. And some top of the line makeup.
A lovely bouquet of flowers for Serena. Make sure there's a card that says they're from me.
Adam gets coal. West gets pink fuzzy earmuffs. And, uh, since we wouldn't want Jase to feel left out, get him a Barbie Dreamhouse.
And if we can send things back home, give those spics who whacked me dead horse heads in their beds.
We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
~Mao Tse-Tung
[private to Santa Claus]
Dearest Santa.
What to ask for, what to ask for.
For Max, some sweet new gym clothes and a set of weights or something.
Claire... all the ingredients for that drink we made up that one time. I don't remember what they were, but you're magic, right?
For Hayley, I dunno, a hip flask or something. A good one.
Get Amber something nice. Like a nice new dress or something. I dunno. And some top of the line makeup.
A lovely bouquet of flowers for Serena. Make sure there's a card that says they're from me.
Adam gets coal. West gets pink fuzzy earmuffs. And, uh, since we wouldn't want Jase to feel left out, get him a Barbie Dreamhouse.
And if we can send things back home, give those spics who whacked me dead horse heads in their beds.