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[gonnadiesomeday]

So I'm just wondering, what exactly sucks so much about this place? Everybody's always complaining, but as I see it? Nobody nagging me to do stuff - thank you, Jason - my, like, official job is hanging out in the gym all day, I live about a minute away from my girlfriend, and showering with all the other boys isn't much different than high school P

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[hyposprayed]

The hell is 'cable?'

[gonnadiesomeday]

You know, cable TV. This special wire makes sounds and pictures come out in this box that you keep in your house.

[hyposprayed]

Television huh? You must be from the 21st century.

[gonnadiesomeday]

How did you guess? Yes, I am from the 21st century.

[sellyoumysoul]

I think you're right...

I quite like it here. It's much nicer than the prison I left.

[gonnadiesomeday]

You were in a real prison? Gee, what was that like?

[sellyoumysoul]

Unpleasant. They told me I was mad. Everyone was very unkind.

[gonnadiesomeday]

That's too bad, ma'am. I sure do hope people around here are nicer.

[hologramatic]

Oh, yes. That's exactly what you all need. Exposure to television.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Why thank you for agreeing with me!

[hologramatic]

I wasn't agreeing, you yabbo!

[gonnadiesomeday]

Well now you've really hurt my feelings. And here I thought we had a connection.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Wouldn't you know it - so am I!

[namorofthesea]

Simple. Before I came here I ruled over all Atlantis, and every treasure from every ship that had ever sunk was mine. I had servants, guards, an entire military at my disposal, and it was my pleasure to fight for my kingdom.

Here I do not have that.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Ah yes, but the sweetest things in life are free.

[namorofthesea]

Yes, that is so, but I do not have as much of that sort of thing on the Barge either.

[gonnadiesomeday]

And whose fault is that? Love, beauty, and inner peace are out there for everyone.