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Aug 17, 2009 16:20

So I'm just wondering, what exactly sucks so much about this place? Everybody's always complaining, but as I see it? Nobody nagging me to do stuff - thank you, Jason - my, like, official job is hanging out in the gym all day, I live about a minute away from my girlfriend, and showering with all the other boys isn't much different than high school P.E.

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Wait. No. There's one thing missing.

Poker.

So what do some of you guys think? Few of us get together, drink some beer, play some cards. I think Jim and his Russian genius pal are already on board?

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Oh yeah. I wouldn't mind digital cable. Maybe people would mutiny less if you gave us some basic amenities, Admiral.

refusing to admit he's lonely, 'being a jerk' is a redundant tag, being a jerk

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