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[gonnabefriendu]

I know this is rather sudden but I think it's a little important

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[furikazan]

If you do not mind assistance, I, Bang Shishigami can... well... assist. I am a trained shinobi! A master of the martial arts! I would be happy to help train those who are eager to learn!

[gonnabefriendu]

It's definitely a group exercise so all help is welcome!

[furikazan]

Fantastic! Helping others defend themselves will make this place seem a whole lot brighter!

They will learn the true soul of ninjutsu! The Shishigami arts!

[gonnabefriendu]

Are they secret techniques? Are you sure you want to give those out?

[furikazan]

[freeze. Nanoha's probably right! Time to save face~!]

W-well... you see, these techniques do not work well unless your soul is pure, full of firey passion! Full of desire to protect yourself and your loved ones! It is my sworn duty to unlock the potential for these arts in others, so the techniques can live on for eternity! That's why I am free to give them out!

[gonnabefriendu]

[She gets it.]

So they're only secret from people with evil in their heart?

[furikazan]

[Bang nods, quite proud of that on-the-fly explanation]

Exactly! You are quite smart miss! Perhaps even you will be able to master the techniques of the legendary ninja from Ikaruga!

[gonnabefriendu]

Thank you, Bang! Unfortunately, I have to decline. I'm much better at shooting big lasers than being a ninja.

[furikazan]

..Surely you could use some method of ninja-ing!

Wait...huge lasers...

You wouldn't happen to know some crazy green haired woman, would you?

[gonnabefriendu]

I can't say I do.