Dear LJ,
I know we've been together a long time. But I realize we have not talked in a long time. I might as well tell you I've been seeing another social networking site. I don't think I need to tell you which one it is. You shouldn't feel bad about it though, because I'm sure I'll leave that one too when another one gets popular.
You're just a little too constricting, you are a little archaic, and I feel I've grown as a person. Plus, you make it hard to deal with complicated friendships, especially ones where I don't want to hear 30 updates a day on how aliens have been talking to them. I know you have all the 15 year olds in the world that have finally left myspace, but I'm almost 35 now, I suppose I should grow up as well.
Anyway, here is hoping that the people I like to read,
destruct and
voidness for instance, get with the program and join me in leaving you. If they drop me a mail at my username at gmail.com, I'll be happy to help them. And I'll always keep my permanent account of course, and we'll always have Paris.
Goodbye.
Love,
...gonzo out
(2001-03-22 to 2009-03-20, signing off)