May 07, 2012 17:08
FYI
I love
my big white thighs
(like two beached whales in the bathtub)
I love my gut
my batwings
my cankles
and love handles.
I love my gunt
my backboobs
my chubrub
and dimpled elbows.
And I love the way my fat ass looks
in a tight skirt.
So there.