Infecting the world with chocolate extremism
You have reached the livejournal of AJ.
If you are already acquainted with the occupier, you know what you're letting yourselves in for. Browse at your leisure.
If you stumbled upon this journal inadvertently, please press 1.
If you are looking for fanfiction of varying type and quality (which will invariably turn out to be slash), or recommendations, press 2.
If you have met the occupier elsewhere on LJ and wish to make a complaint, please press the hash key. It won't do any good, but neither will complaining.
If you are calling from the Student Loans Company, the Council Tax collection office, some other agency I owe money to, or you are trying to sell me something, please hold.
Scratch that. If you are from the Student Loans Company, I hope you suffer eternal torment. You deserve it.
If you are looking for intelligent comment, please try again later.
If you are under the age of 18, please hang up now. No, really. There's nothing here to interest you. I'm too old and boring to be interesting. I'm a teacher, how interesting could I possibly be to you?
Thank you for calling.
