1. parachute naked
2. tackle a mascot, or one of those hings at amusement parks
3. make a time capsule, and only fill it with porn
4. buy somehting valuable, and break it front of a vendor and walk away
5. call an anti gary marriage politicion a fag, and through a dildo at him
6. be in a riot
7. moon the crwod at a graduation, and have soemthing random written on my ass
8. blow up a computer/tv/video game system
9.run through a departemnt store wiht a basbeall bat, break everyhthing you can, then write random stuff on walls so they will think your insane and maybe get you off easy.
10. buy 60 clay aiken books, send them gift wrapped to clay aiken.