Commander Cock reporting for duty!

Sep 04, 2004 23:58

My personal Hurricane Frances Tribute:

For every person that dies during hurricane Frances, I will jerk off.
Jerking off will commence once the hurricane is over, and the body count has been totalled.
I will jerk off every day, up to a maximum of five times per day, until said total has been reached.

I am the world's biggest asshole.
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