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[goneforawhile]

no shit, this is a normal convo between me and my army buddy on aim and he lives like 30ft down the hall

smm Burbizzle: yo yo the flo
Vphxz: yes
Vphxz: wtf gay
smm Burbizzle: haha
smm Burbizzle: yo yo nig, you gots dills like a twig
Vphxz: what
smm Burbizzle: oh snap i bust the rap
Vphxz: wtf over
smm Burbizzle: fo sho flo
Vphxz: yo fo sho man im gonna blow up a lil pup
Vphxz: wtf
smm Burbizzle: lil pup....
smm Burbizzle: in a cup
smm Burbizzle: oh shiz i bust a nut
Vphxz: fuck that slut she a rut fuck the cut you is fuck i dont know
Vphxz: im slippen fallin cant get up
smm Burbizzle: me no know fo sho flo
Vphxz: dr. dre in the hiz
smm Burbizzle: i snap he gotta piz
smm Burbizzle: he bang a girl name liz
Vphxz: man just take a wiz
smm Burbizzle: bust a nut on her tiz
Vphxz: fo shiz
smm Burbizzle: my pepsi gotta fiz
Vphxz: lol yea its hiz
smm Burbizzle: b bank a virgin he iz
Vphxz: haha he iz fo riz
smm Burbizzle: yea no shiz
Vphxz: fuck a duck then ill give you a buck
smm Burbizzle: if you you get to gotz to be luck
smm Burbizzle: oh shz tomorrow i ruck
Vphxz: fuck
smm Burbizzle: in the hole i bes stuck
Vphxz: man im tired but wird fuck shit of all the drama fo yo momma bia bia
smm Burbizzle: whatcha actin like dat fo like dat fo
Vphxz: a haha i though i told you that we wont stop
smm Burbizzle: or lil nigs be gettin the p()p
Vphxz: man i got caught by a cop
Vphxz: then i drank a pop
smm Burbizzle: caught liftin tha shop
Vphxz: ha i just couldnt stop
Vphxz: i had to pop a cop
smm Burbizzle: now his head its sits kinda lop
smm Burbizzle: got hair like a mop
Vphxz: i blew his brains on hiz lap tpo
smm Burbizzle: no hair on da side a lots up top
Vphxz: top fuck im drunk like a skunk
smm Burbizzle: oh nig please gfunk
smm Burbizzle: yo yo nig lets put an end to this ryhme
smm Burbizzle: i think it bout time
Vphxz: lol
Vphxz: ok gay
smm Burbizzle: bust one more like a whore
smm Burbizzle: oh snap time fo a nap
smm Burbizzle: end