Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I turned frank in for farting in church (3 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I pushed bronnieq in the mud (-17 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole scfireman's purse (30 points). In September I bought porn for ayida (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (0 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
gonecrzyNSC