May 25, 2009 17:23
1. GET TO HEAVEN.
2. EAT A LUMP OF SUGAR.
3. SMILE, SOMETIMES.
4. ADOPT A PET.
5. SPONSOR A THIRD WORLD CHILD WITH HIV.
6. START A MOVEMENT.
7. STARVE A PLANT.
8. CHUCK A USED BATTERY IN THE OCEAN.
9. SHOOT A DUCK.
10. FUCK A PROSTITUTE.
11. BURN THIS
12. EAT A DOG.
13. MARRY A GUILLOTINE.
14. SNORT A BOTTLE OF COKE.
15. IMAGINE WORLD PEACE.
16. THEN LAUGH.
17. AND TELL YOUR KIDS BIN LADEN BLEW UP SANTA CLAUSE.
18. SHOVE AN iPOD UP YOUR
19. NOSE
20. GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
21. REALLY, SOD OFF ALREADY...
2009-05-25