My name is jason and they call me ryan dunn dunn dunn
a snowcone without crying...
In 1986 I was born to a upper middle class family in Carlsbad. We had a nice house that is now owned by skateboard legend Tony Hawk.
I two older sisters and a little pug name Spot. We also had a one armed, one eyed maid name Miranda from South Africa that had a sone name Che that was exactly my age and my greatest childhood friend.
anyways:
I lived in caralsbad until I was nine when my family moved just me off to hawaii. they wanted to see me excell as a surfer more than anything. Their totally hippies bra. In hawaii everybody loved me, and everybodys white too just in case your fucked and didn't know. But I loved the real people and I got my name from them, I guess they like Jackass more than anybody else on earth except Steve O. So, I forgot my real name of Jason lastname, and learned how to surf even better. I used to be a little fat , with bleach blonde white hair and a pug face. Now I'm a really sexy man whos friends with a group of retards and a little kid called HOLLY, whos best friend in the world is some loser out in sacramento who (in my mind), has given up on the god's sport. gambling? NO NEVER- surfing dude. I left Hawaii when I was 11 and three halfs, and I came back to caralsbad to my old boring life, I am not yet sponsered, but I feel like Ive traveled the globe and have gained much mental weight from it. That sounded totally gay dude. Every year I get a chicken casserol and a white frosted birthday cake for my birthday. I used to have a girlfriend named Megan, but we broke up when she got really boring and stupid. I went out with another Jessica when I was 15, but she got ugly AND she thought surfing was all about finding your soul and getting high and being quiet. She was so lame. When I went to Caralsbad High, the change form being in that big basalt island of hawaii was a big change. Everybodys a looser, including my friends, buit at least they admit to being losers. I got a big groop of friends in the beggenning, becasue of my popularity. I joined the surf team then dropped that becasue no one on the team surfs. I didnt want to get up for looking like a poser you know? YOU KNOW BROTHERSA!! "ja". So I kept surfing, and I ate food with my friends , and I kept my hot ass looks and got a little skinnier. A while ago I was out on the beach doing nothing and these turd fuckers walked by and kicked sand on me. I kicked one of them, named like garrat or travis or asomething dude, then I walked away becasue there was five of them. When I got to the stairs I saw two little kids walking up the steps to the camp store. One had a board- a tiny blonde girl wearing soaking wet clothes. I followed them and they were hanging out with some funny looking dude wearing a a shirt that was just holes hahaha". Apparently hes "the collin". I saw them in the back of a truck eating ice cream and we started talking and I fell in love, with the guy. No im kidding, we became friends (me and the two girls- who are hot!!!!2). I showed the holly how to surf on her first day and she looked like she was gonna be pro in a few months, but now shes scared "but trying". The blonde hardly did anything right but she stood up a lot. anyway, we got some casserol and burgers and I took them home and theyve been my new posse outside of school ever sense. I surf with one, and talk to the other about physics and books and computers and having a sister. I donnt have a sister yah. Well anyway- my dad is almost non existent. he lives with us but i dont know who he is ok? My mom is cool- shes like that bam margera's's mom, she feeds me and loves me. My older sister is named Jenifer and shes old. I odnt car eabout her. My younger brother is a fake skater and hes in a gang. Im the coolest brother to make it out of jaws and pipeline with only a scratch, i think. hey hey hye. chill out. HAHAHAHAHA
In 1986 I was born to a upper middle class family in Carlsbad. We had a nice house that is now owned by skateboard legend Tony Hawk.
I two older sisters and a little pug name Spot. We also had a one armed, one eyed maid name Miranda from South Africa that had a sone name Che that was exactly my age and my greatest childhood friend.
anyways:
I lived in caralsbad until I was nine when my family moved just me off to hawaii. they wanted to see me excell as a surfer more than anything. Their totally hippies bra. In hawaii everybody loved me, and everybodys white too just in case your fucked and didn't know. But I loved the real people and I got my name from them, I guess they like Jackass more than anybody else on earth except Steve O. So, I forgot my real name of Jason lastname, and learned how to surf even better. I used to be a little fat , with bleach blonde white hair and a pug face. Now I'm a really sexy man whos friends with a group of retards and a little kid called HOLLY, whos best friend in the world is some loser out in sacramento who (in my mind), has given up on the god's sport. gambling? NO NEVER- surfing dude. I left Hawaii when I was 11 and three halfs, and I came back to caralsbad to my old boring life, I am not yet sponsered, but I feel like Ive traveled the globe and have gained much mental weight from it. That sounded totally gay dude. Every year I get a chicken casserol and a white frosted birthday cake for my birthday. I used to have a girlfriend named Megan, but we broke up when she got really boring and stupid. I went out with another Jessica when I was 15, but she got ugly AND she thought surfing was all about finding your soul and getting high and being quiet. She was so lame. When I went to Caralsbad High, the change form being in that big basalt island of hawaii was a big change. Everybodys a looser, including my friends, buit at least they admit to being losers. I got a big groop of friends in the beggenning, becasue of my popularity. I joined the surf team then dropped that becasue no one on the team surfs. I didnt want to get up for looking like a poser you know? YOU KNOW BROTHERSA!! "ja". So I kept surfing, and I ate food with my friends , and I kept my hot ass looks and got a little skinnier. A while ago I was out on the beach doing nothing and these turd fuckers walked by and kicked sand on me. I kicked one of them, named like garrat or travis or asomething dude, then I walked away becasue there was five of them. When I got to the stairs I saw two little kids walking up the steps to the camp store. One had a board- a tiny blonde girl wearing soaking wet clothes. I followed them and they were hanging out with some funny looking dude wearing a a shirt that was just holes hahaha". Apparently hes "the collin". I saw them in the back of a truck eating ice cream and we started talking and I fell in love, with the guy. No im kidding, we became friends (me and the two girls- who are hot!!!!2). I showed the holly how to surf on her first day and she looked like she was gonna be pro in a few months, but now shes scared "but trying". The blonde hardly did anything right but she stood up a lot. anyway, we got some casserol and burgers and I took them home and theyve been my new posse outside of school ever sense. I surf with one, and talk to the other about physics and books and computers and having a sister. I donnt have a sister yah. Well anyway- my dad is almost non existent. he lives with us but i dont know who he is ok? My mom is cool- shes like that bam margera's's mom, she feeds me and loves me. My older sister is named Jenifer and shes old. I odnt car eabout her. My younger brother is a fake skater and hes in a gang. Im the coolest brother to make it out of jaws and pipeline with only a scratch, i think. hey hey hye. chill out. HAHAHAHAHA