[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there

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[ahardwiredheart]

[Well this is a surprise. He was leaving the the stall in a public bathroom. Yeah I want to make Luffy block him there just to make things awkward.]

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[gomugomunopwn]

[Ffffffff.

Well if you're just gonna stand there not saying anything, then he's gonna watch you not saying anything.]

[ahardwiredheart]

...

[Okay, after about 10 seconds, he's impatient enough.]

Why can't I pass?

[gomugomunopwn]

Because! With all the stuff happening outside you'll surely be stricken down by dark forgery. [Sorcery.] Can't you see that?

[ahardwiredheart]

Oh really? Do you mind showing me an example of these "dark forgery" from a safe distance?

[And maybe let me go wash my hands.]

[gomugomunopwn]

An-- an example!? But it's been years since I practiced dark forgery, lad!

[YEARS HE TELLS YOU... nah he's never practiced it.]

[ahardwiredheart]

[He knows well enough this halloweener was faking it.]

Move aside. I need to wash my hands.

[gomugomunopwn]

Okay, okay I didn't study it! But what about light forgery! I can do light forgery!

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[ahardwiredheart]

I thought you were blocking me because you wanted to keep me safe from "dark forgery".
What are your true motives? What is it that strives you to keep me from even leaving the toilet, much less the door that leads outside the washroom?

[Oh geez, he's already started.]

2/3

[ahardwiredheart]

[His voice was louder as he got into the moment.]

Are you trying to distract me? Are you looking for someone to bug? Or perhaps you're trying to make a new friend?
Why do you go to such lengths when there are much less extreme methods? Do you really think confining one into small space really gets you anywhere?

[He's not going to let you speak, you know? Not until he's done.]

If you really wanted to keep me safe, then what about the other people of Luceti?

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[ahardwiredheart]

I am a mere stranger.

[He gently moved Luffy aside with one arm (Or if Luffy's sleeping, he's just going to be walking.) and walked towards the sink as he was still babbling lecturing.]

If you have friends, you should find them instead. If there's anyone you should be blocking, it should be someone who's not as confident about their strength. I am one who is confident; therefore I can take care of myself.

[He finished washing his hands by now. But guess what? He's still not finished.]

If you were actually planning on annoying someone, you did a good job, but I wouldn't train in that area if I were you. It doesn't suit you and it doesn't do more than waste time. You can still have fun without being irritating.

1/?

[gomugomunopwn]

Well--!

[Just as he was about to respond to the first sentence he just keeps going. Wow, is he ever going to STOP? He just keeps talking on and on and on.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[How is anyone supposed to even pay attention when you keep trying to shove words into people's heads like that. Do you normally do this? This is kind of annoying man...]

[gomugomunopwn]

[As he moves pass him he opens his mouth to say something, but then he just keeps talking.

Alright, he better let the guy finish completely then. If he concentrates maybe he can remember one of the sentences and respond to it.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[That doesn't work.]

DONE

[gomugomunopwn]

[But by the time he's done he wakes up again.]

Eh--? Oh, I must've dozed off by accident...

Oi! What did you say after the "dark forgery" part!? [He heard a lot of the rest of it but it's kind of a blur at this point.]