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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

Comments

[threeswordsoul]

[...Yeah, totally tilting his head and dodging that poke without thinking about it.]

I'm dead, huh. ...What're you wearing?

[gomugomunopwn]

Damn you dodged

What I always wear! Roronoa Zoro! You've been hunting bounties for so long that now the only one with a bounty... IS YOU! I'm here to claim it!

[threeswordsoul]

[...Ah, this is one of those Luffy things, isn't it.]

Hah. You can try. ...And what about your bounty.

[gomugomunopwn]

But ninjas don't get bounties, that's why we wear masks! [... or something like that.]

In the entire world less than 20 people know my face!

[threeswordsoul]

More like half the world, with your bounty poster.

So you're a ninja now. What about becoming Pirate King?

[gomugomunopwn]

WHAT!? Since when did I have one of those!?

Pirate King? Why do people keep saying that, I'm going to become "Elite Ninja"!

[threeswordsoul]

...Since you beat Arlong.

[...thank fuck Usopp explained about the job switching experiment a while back or Zoro would be getting pretty upset right now.] How long have you wanted to be an 'Elite Ninja'.