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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

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[ action ] why the hell NOT.

[savethelastchip]

[ Dude. That kinda hurt. The grocery store is usually more sacred than this. ]

...what was that for?

[ action ] FFFFFFFF

[gomugomunopwn]

Hn. I was sent to annihilate the village... Unfortunately that meant you too.

Would you like me to pray with you for safe massage?

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[savethelastchip]

[ Wow. Body-switching Uchihas, a friend turning into a kid and a guy with a straw hat trying to annihilate the village by poking people. He feels it's going to be a long week.

...ah, well. ] I think you mean safe passage.

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[gomugomunopwn]

... Hnnn. You sure?

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[savethelastchip]

Pretty sure. [ Where did they put the bread again >3> ]

So, why'd someone hire you to annihilate the village?

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[gomugomunopwn]

If I told you, I'd have to erase your memories with one strike!

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[savethelastchip]

All my memories or just what the answer would be?

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[gomugomunopwn]

Uh... just the answer I guess.

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[savethelastchip]

That's not as bad as it could be, then. How are you supposed to do it, though? [ He's not so much on the freaking-out side of things :|a ]

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[gomugomunopwn]

With Ninja Arts.

Ahhh, it's really complicated. A normal person wouldn't get it.

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[savethelastchip]

[ ...wow. Don't mind him, chips are clearly necessary for this. ]

I guess they wouldn't.

...how long is it supposed to take me to get killed by that?