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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

Comments

[pathtoseele]

[ asdfasdf. rubbing forehead! and just staring. ]

What was that for?

[gomugomunopwn]

Ah, sorry. I was sent to assassinate the village so...

[You're going to have to die basically.

Well not exactly THIS village, but IT LOOKS SUPAH SIMILAR TO THE ONE BACK HOME.]

[pathtoseele]

So what... Are you going to poke people to death?

[gomugomunopwn]

[Oh god. You poor poor fool.]

Don't you know!? This is a highly advanced ninja technique! Your body is going o split in half in ten seconds!

[pathtoseele]

...It's been ten seconds. I'm still here.

[gomugomunopwn]

Well sometimes there's a delay I think...

[pathtoseele]

I think you've been fooled here.

[gomugomunopwn]

Oi, it takes seventeen years of training to learn this technique! Don't just put it down like that, dummy!!

[pathtoseele]

And how old are you? Fifteen? Sixteen?

[gomugomunopwn]

What? No I'm Seventeen!

[Technically 19 with Luceti canon but sssh he doesn't remember Luceti right now.]

[pathtoseele]

....There's a contradiction there.

[gomugomunopwn]

How...? It took seventeen years and I'm seventeen now!

[pathtoseele]

...You can start learning when you're a baby.

[gomugomunopwn]

The earliest a ninja can start training is one week old! But I didn't start until I was a month old.