[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

Comments

[Action

[oda_hates_me]

[You gonna pick on your poor, defenseless ol' chef, captain? 8| When he's cooking you a meal?]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[IN THIS LUFFY'S WORLD YOU'RE NOT HIS CREW! You're his... targets. Sure he fails at ever KILLING you guys but still.]

Black Leg Sanji-san! After much pursuit, you are definitely gonna die this time. In ten seconds.

Ten...

Nine...

Eight...

Seven...

Six...

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[Sanji turns. And stares. Like you're batshit insane]

The hell are you wearing, Luffy?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

The same thing I always wear!

Five...

Four...

Three...--

Hey, are you cooking food!?

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

Chicken Fricassee with Tarragon.

... [Wait, what was that about dying again?]

Luffy, what are you?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Wow, that's sounds delicious! Can I have some before... you know.

You forgot already? I'm a ninja!

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

....

Of course. How could I forget.

[Is it wrong to be amused?]

And you see - I would, except you're about to kill me.

[He says, as he dishes up a plate of this.

Mmmmmm *_*]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Y-you're really gonna spend your last moments being selfish like that!?

At least let me have a little...!

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

Maaah, it's really too bad.

... Maybe if you reversed that shitty move of yours, we could work something out.

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Okay I'll do it!

[He holds up his index and middle finger in true shinobi style and then concentrates.]

...

Move begoo~ooone. [/bullshit.]

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[Bullshit, Sanji smells it]

... It's that simple?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Yeah!

[Sits down at the table and ninjas a fork and knife in his hand.]

Let's eat!!

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[Luffy, your fail is stupidly endearing. With a sigh, Sanji hands over the plate]

Just in case you've forgotten, you better ninja all that food off your plate, Luffy.

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Of course, that's how ninjas always eat!!

[And swiping the food off his plate with lightning fast swipes!]

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[If he hadn't seen that skill before, Sanji would be impressed.

... And what's this? Another plate in front of him? Now where did that come from?]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.]

Wow, your food is really good! It's going to be way harder to try and kill you now.