Географическое
"Я живу в джорджии но я не вижу русских нигде даже звука нет но они говорят тут танки надо ли мне беспокоиться?"
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"Relax. I'm in Michigan and we heard about it on the news. Many of us are on our way in a convoy of pick-up trucks to help! Stand-by and stay where you are until we get there! We are bringin' shot-guns and hound-dogs!"
"Russians are very stealthy creatures. Kind of like ninjas. They are probably hiding in your kitchen right now...give yourself up, they will be merciful."
"Georgia is a big state, I think it depends on where you are. They are following the same route that Sherman took, sweeping down from the North West, heading towards Atlanta. President Bush has yet to respond to this growing crisis. Be careful down there."
"just heard on cnn that Chuck Norris is on the way to help the peeps down in georegia fight off those rushkies.. Nothing can stop chuck norris when hes on a mission to kill, even the invisible, soundless tanks created by the russians"
"no honey, you shouldn't be worried at all. russia didn't invade georgia, they invaded a breakaway province in south carolina. georgia is pretty safe, because as all americans and intelligent russians know, there's nothing there worth invading to get. the russians can get cheap bourbon, pickup trucks with confederate flags and syphilitic hookers right there on the streets of moscow, they don't need to come over here for that."
"Здраствуйте, товарищи! Просьба сохранять спокойствие! Наши stealth танки не будут применены против мирного населения. Мы лишь хотим сбросить ярмо капитализма с вас, дорогие трудящиеся! Слава Мировой Революции!"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080808091149AA3VGTk&cp=5
"Relax. I'm in Michigan and we heard about it on the news. Many of us are on our way in a convoy of pick-up trucks to help! Stand-by and stay where you are until we get there! We are bringin' shot-guns and hound-dogs!"
"Russians are very stealthy creatures. Kind of like ninjas. They are probably hiding in your kitchen right now...give yourself up, they will be merciful."
"Georgia is a big state, I think it depends on where you are. They are following the same route that Sherman took, sweeping down from the North West, heading towards Atlanta. President Bush has yet to respond to this growing crisis. Be careful down there."
"just heard on cnn that Chuck Norris is on the way to help the peeps down in georegia fight off those rushkies.. Nothing can stop chuck norris when hes on a mission to kill, even the invisible, soundless tanks created by the russians"
"no honey, you shouldn't be worried at all. russia didn't invade georgia, they invaded a breakaway province in south carolina. georgia is pretty safe, because as all americans and intelligent russians know, there's nothing there worth invading to get. the russians can get cheap bourbon, pickup trucks with confederate flags and syphilitic hookers right there on the streets of moscow, they don't need to come over here for that."
"Здраствуйте, товарищи! Просьба сохранять спокойствие! Наши stealth танки не будут применены против мирного населения. Мы лишь хотим сбросить ярмо капитализма с вас, дорогие трудящиеся! Слава Мировой Революции!"