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[golgibody]

WATER BABBY 2: RETURN OF THE WATER BABBYI don't understand why the nerve endings that make uterine contractions hurt haven't been selected against. I mean, heart and diaphragm and stomach contractions don't hurt, and that's not even touching on voluntary muscles. And you'd think it would be a disadvantageous trait in the wild for some women to be

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[thethunder_said]

LOLOLOLO Y I CAME TO THIS CONCLUSION AFTER NOT EATING EVEN MORE BADLY THAN I DID IN FRESHERS YEAR and then having awful regular terrible cramps. Although I am also told that it can also be a result of simple bodily changes as your body ages and matures. But if this is how menstruation is going to be every time for the rest of my life I am going to get myself sterilised. THEN I COULD GET HEALTH INSURANCE IN THE STATES WHOO. Though I hear it's virtually impossible to get a sterilisation procedure done if you're a woman of childbearing age because everyone knows women can't actually make important difficult life decisions.

Yyyyyyyyy well idk about the crazy society since I imagine the women (of cultural childbearing age) who routinely survived were probably subjected to marital rape with frequency during the rest of the month so I doubt the population control was that great.

LOOK THAT SLUTTY APPLE WAS ASKING FOR IT OKAY. lfldnfa;lksd;lafkjdsf yes menstruation is a CURSE, DAUGHTER OF EVE, JUST LIKE PAINFUL CHILDBEARING. That one confuses me because like wait so was Eve originally designed so that babby just popped out like WHEEEEEE? Like did the vaginal opening dilate to the perfect size and babby just slid right out or what? BECAUSE OTHERWISE, GOD, YOUR DESIGN FOR FEMALE REPRODUCTION WAS DESIGNED TO CAUSE PAIN FROM THE BEGINNING. Or maybe Eve used to have natural painkllers or something idk.

[golgibody]

Uhh. Eat better/use water babby? It's not that bad if you have water babby. Or at least if I get the really bad cramps, they go away after an hour or so of water babby treatment. And yeah, I imagine they would only cover it if it were 'medically necessary.' It's hard to get coverage for any procedure you choose to do to yourself for personal reasons, like sex change surgery and stuff. Except I'm willing to bet it's easier to get plastic surgery, because that's such a lucrative market.

Well, I just meant that the survival rate of women of childbearing age would be less than usual. There'd be less women to get pregnant.

I think God was supposed to manifest babby out of thin air or something, because the whole point is that copulation is a dirty, sinful, human thing, and the divine way to have babby doesn't involve dirty female bodies. Like that whole rib thing. Though I think Mary was actual preggers? Maybe because she had the body she inherited from Eve and God couldn't do anything about that part. EVEN THOUGH GOD'S SUPPOSED TO BE OMNIPOTENT. IDK, IDK, IDK.

[thethunder_said]

I DON'T HAVE WATER BABBY SOIB. HAHAHA WELL ACTUALLY I can get all those things covered under Canadian healthcare, including sex reassignment actually lololol, but I've heard that it's difficult to get approval for sterilisation ... but then that's mostly what I've heard from people stateside, so I don't know what the situation is in Canada. Hmm.

THIS IS TRUE this is true. Llololol people versus evolutionary practicality tend to lose, eh?

OH MAYBE LMFAO idk there's nothing in Genesis about God being the direct creator of anything other than Adam and Eve, but maybe they found Cain and Abel running around after hatching from eggs or smth idk. Yes, Mary was actually pregnant lmfao PROBABLY COPULATION AND PREGNANCY WERE INTENDED TO BE BEAUTIFUL HOLY THINGS except then these bitter Archbishops who were all cockblocked by God got pissed off they weren't getting laid and decided to take the fun out of it for everyone else.

[golgibody]

GO BUY ONE, MORAN. Well, yeah, I was talking about US healthcare. I don't know enough about Canadian healthcare, other than it's better.

That's because we have stupid ideas. Other animals don't get stupid ideas, they just do what they need to do. Maybe our brain size is actually an evolutionary disadvantage in some ways? Except obviously not, considering what a successful species we've been. . . but we're overpopulated and pushing population capacity, not to mention destroying the rest of the planet, so in that way it's almost a disadvantage.

This is true, the whole thing about copulation was a later development, I always forget that. It's hard to look at early Bible stuff without that current interpretation.

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[deathrattling]

NO I'M TOO POOR. Ah yeah MOST 'VOLUNTARY' PROCEDURES ARE NOT COVERED UNDER US HEALTHCARE. Though things like braces often are. Beautification is not voluntary, it is a must to be presentable in society!

Lolofasdnfa;kdjsf we are such a dumbshit species, for real. Other animals are like we need to eat LET'S EAT A FOOD we need to reproduce LET'S FUCK. Humans are like we need to eat LET'S DEVELOP FOOD CULTURE SO WE CAN MOCK OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD CULTURE AND DEMONISE THEM we need to reproduce OH SHIT IT'S 100% NECESSARY TO CREATE A HIERARCHY OF HUMANS AND MAKE OUR FEMALE MEMBERS INTO A SEX CLASS!!!! And then actually we proceed to be ill-adapted.

Hahaha early Bible is very difficult to interpret, not least because it wasn't actually intended for the vast majority of the world (Gentiles). It was written specifically for the Jews, with Jewish customs and circumstances in mind. SO IT CAN BE HARD TO APPLY.

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[golgibody]

IT'S A WORTHWHILE INVESTMENT AND NOT THAT EXPENSIVE. Yeah, I think cosmetic surgery might sometimes be covered too? I've always thought of it being about profit, but you'd think people could profit from sterilization and sex reassignment procedures too.

Don't forget conquering and subjugating other peoples to get their food products that can be sold for $$$ back home. People are so weird compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.

THAT'S A POINT TOO and honestly, parts of it were written how long ago? Why the hell do people think that might apply to today's world?