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[golfins_missus]

*eventually gets word from some source or another that her husband isn't dead*

*goes back home and waits for the inevitable "little discussion"*

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[olorin_the_maia]

*knocks on the door*

[golfins_missus]

*opens it*

*frowns*

Yes? Can I help you?

[olorin_the_maia]

Good morning.

*hands you Fingolfin's credit card*

This seems to have ended up with me by mistake sort of but not really. Yes.

[golfins_missus]

I....

See?

:S

:(

[olorin_the_maia]

I favored your son with some valuable advice. He seems to have given me the wrong card for payment.

Anyway, here it is. No harm done. And a new hat and staff and possibly some circus peanuts isn't more than I was owed.

[golfins_missus]

Well. Thank you. I'll give it to my husband when... er... if I next see him. :(

[olorin_the_maia]

*cocks his head and looks at you keenly*

Are you in need of some advice, my dear?

((Bah! That wasn't at ALL what I meant to do! X) ))

[golfins_missus]

*sniffles and shrugs*

I don't know how advice could help right now.

[olorin_the_maia]

*taps his chin thoughtfully*

Have you tried bribery? Blackmail? Faking your own kidnapping?

[golfins_missus]

*coldly*

I fail to see how any of that will change the fact that I cheated on my husband.

[olorin_the_maia]

*mutters* Hmm...hmmmmmm...Centaurus in May...Draco's Gianfar...

...Trap him with a pregnancy? :D

[golfins_missus]

. . .

Well. That's SORT of already happened... but I'm not sure how effective it will be.

[olorin_the_maia]

...

I don't suppose you'll pay me if I say that piece of advice was backdated?

[golfins_missus]

>:|

NO I'M NOT PAYING YOU!!!

[olorin_the_maia]

Sheesh. Good grief, woman. I also advise untwisting those knickers a mite.

*tips his non-existent hat to you and leaves in a melodramtic swirl of cloak*

((And you might want to delete the comment after his deleted bit. Sorry! /:) ))

[golfins_missus]

((will do at some point soon))

>:|

ALL MEN ARE ARSEHOLES!!