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May 29, 2004 12:36
Status of the House of Fingolfin-Fingolfin: fucking the maid (
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irime
May 29 2004, 10:50:03 UTC
*knocks on the door*
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golfin
May 29 2004, 10:51:44 UTC
FUCKING HELP CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THE ERUFUCKING DOOR WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE *rave, rant, etc, is Fingolfin*
CAN I HELP YOU!?
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irime
May 29 2004, 10:56:29 UTC
*smiles predatorily*
*is wearing the claws*
*AND the big, sharp air-propelled grapple gun*
Hi, sugar.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 10:57:01 UTC
Hey sweet thing. :D
...Do I know you?
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irime
May 29 2004, 10:58:48 UTC
*pushes you into the house*
*looks around and smirks*
You have three guesses.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 11:00:03 UTC
Well, I'm guessing yes, then. :D
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irime
May 29 2004, 11:01:38 UTC
Good guess.
*places a finger of her claw-glove on your chest, point-first*
Now, let's try something harder. Like my name.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 11:02:53 UTC
*grabs her wrist*
Let's try "you're in my house be nice or I'll sic
the dog
on you". :D
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irime
May 29 2004, 11:09:19 UTC
*twists her hand free*
The years have not improved your manners, honey.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 11:11:26 UTC
Yeah. Um. Why don't you leave? :D
*shoves her out the front door and locks the door behind*
BYE NOW!!!
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irime
May 29 2004, 11:12:49 UTC
*shrugs*
*climbs the wall and gets in through a window*
*walks downstairs leisurely*
I'm not as easy to get rid of as I once was, dear brother.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 14:36:24 UTC
*looks up from the paper*
Yeah. I threw you out. That generally means "please leave and don't come back." KTHNXBYE
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irime
May 29 2004, 14:38:11 UTC
*tears your newspaper in two to get your attention*
Brother dearest, you're really not improving your situation here.
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golfin
May 29 2004, 14:39:23 UTC
Yeah. How bout we make this quick. I don't like you. Never did. Maybe you could try getting lost again? It was the best thing you ever did. :D
*starts taping his newspaper back together*
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irime
May 29 2004, 14:43:55 UTC
*rolls her eyes*
*grabs the tape and gags you with it, then quickly tapes you to the chair*
*a few second with a pencil and sketchbook result in a very artistic "VILLAGE IDIOT" sign on your neck*
*throws her hands up and leaves*
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golfin
May 29 2004, 14:44:59 UTC
*chuckles*
*thinks she should have taped it to his head, though*
*it's the more popular place to put signs these days*
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CAN I HELP YOU!?
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*is wearing the claws*
*AND the big, sharp air-propelled grapple gun*
Hi, sugar.
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...Do I know you?
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*looks around and smirks*
You have three guesses.
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*places a finger of her claw-glove on your chest, point-first*
Now, let's try something harder. Like my name.
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Let's try "you're in my house be nice or I'll sic the dog on you". :D
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The years have not improved your manners, honey.
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*shoves her out the front door and locks the door behind*
BYE NOW!!!
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*climbs the wall and gets in through a window*
*walks downstairs leisurely*
I'm not as easy to get rid of as I once was, dear brother.
Reply
Yeah. I threw you out. That generally means "please leave and don't come back." KTHNXBYE
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Brother dearest, you're really not improving your situation here.
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*starts taping his newspaper back together*
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*grabs the tape and gags you with it, then quickly tapes you to the chair*
*a few second with a pencil and sketchbook result in a very artistic "VILLAGE IDIOT" sign on your neck*
*throws her hands up and leaves*
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*thinks she should have taped it to his head, though*
*it's the more popular place to put signs these days*
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