I renewed my paid account so I guess I will celebrate with a meme

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Aw. :(

Here have a picture of grown men holding broccoli and looking sad:

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plz explain???

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Read this and pretend to be sad for Kali even if you are confused. :(

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jesus, 18 years in one place and now moving? that seems so bizarre to me. I mean, I know sports players move around a lot but once someone's been there for that long you sort of think they're going to stay.

(do I want to know what the significance of the USA players holding broccoli is?)

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He wants to win a Cup and evidently does not think that will be possible in Ottawa lol.

(it is after they lost the gold medal to Canada in the Olympics and then held broccoli flowers while looking sad)

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YES BUT DETROIT?

lol lol lol I figured it was probably that. beautiful.

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Surprisingly Detroit is an actually good team??? It just sounds shitty the way Alfie went about it tbh.

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maybe there is some super secret behind-the-scenes gossip. like how chris eccleston vanished into the night and explained himself to no one.

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yes this has turned me into the hockey fan equivalent of Alec Hardy. EVERYTHING TURNS TO DUST, TRUST NO ONE, I HATE THE NEVER-ENDING SKY

and now the most important goal Ottawa has in the upcoming season is finishing higher than Detroit

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*pats* I am sorry bb. That sucks a lot. :(