CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY LET ME INTO LAW SCHOOL

[goldy_dollar]

Ugh the most ridiculous thing just happened to me

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[janetmaca]

it's a screwdriver which has a flattened end. A lot of screws have that line-slot (people typically use knives to screw or unscrew them).

[deathisyourart]

HAHAHAHA That is the exact same image I was about to post for her.

Her lack of knowledge of tools is starting to scare me tbh.

[janetmaca]

I'm just focussing on the fact that her knowledge of current events and the Canadian legal system will keep her well-entertained and fed. *nods*

[deathisyourart]

More importantly, it will make her enough money to pay other people to complete basic home repairs with the tools she has no knowledge of.... OMG I COULD MAKE A MINT OFF OF HER... *cough* I mean ... *whistles innocently*

[janetmaca]

I like this idea! :D

[goldy_dollar]

LOL

I WOULD TOTALLY HIRE YOU TO COME FIX THINGS FOR ME

For instance, the bathroom door handle could use some repairs. /o\

[deathisyourart]

I have experience with framing, drywall, plaster, paint, tile, as well as minor insulation, electrical, roofing and plumbing. Pretty much the only things I haven't done are cement and insulating high water/traffic areas with ditra.

I don't come with cards, but half my family is in construction or demolition, so knowledge is only a phone call away.

[goldy_dollar]

Her lack of knowledge of tools is starting to scare me tbh.

That's why I called the landlord though! :D

[goldy_dollar]

LOL YUP DO NOT HAVE THAT

That is way too big to have fit in my doorknob though.

[janetmaca]

But they have small ones that geeks use for computers! I'm sure they even have them in eyeglass repair kits!

[goldy_dollar]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS.

[deathisyourart]

*facepalm*

[janetmaca]

I PAY ATTENTION. I'M STILL CONFUSED AS TO HOW YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THIS.

[goldy_dollar]

My parents clearly didn't give me enough life skills. D:

[janetmaca]

*pets* But at least you know something new now, right?

[papilio_luna]

Please tell me that you do not wear corrective eyewear. There is no way someone who wears glasses is not intimately familiar with the contents of eyeglass repair kits. I CAN EVEN TELL YOU WHERE TO BUY ONE IN EDINBURGH.