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To prove to certain people that David Tennant fangirls aren't THAT creepy, I present a transcription of the conversation I assume we'd have if David Tennant and I were ever trapped in an elevator together.
Me: So was it your idea to lick that wall in "Tooth and Claw" or was it in the script?
DT: Um...
Me: OH! And you know in "Doomsday," right? That line where you ask if Rose is pregnant? YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS YOURS, DIDN'T YOU?!
DT: What line?
Me: Also, we have to talk about WHY you don't use your Scottish accent. It is kind of hard to understand and all, but do I look like I care? I mean, come on! What is wrong with you?
DT: Actually, Russell was the one who -
Me: And don't even get me STARTED on this whole 'Hamlet' thing. An entire YEAR without a full series of Doctor Who? ARE YOU CRAZY?! Who wants to see you in some stupid play? WITHDRAWAL HURTS!
DT: It's actually quite a prestigious -
Me: OH! And your hair!!! Endlessly fascinating! How do you get it to do so many varied things? Like! You know how it kind of perks up when it's excited? How much hair gel does that require?
DT: WOW. This is a long elevator ride.
Me: How long does it take to break in a new pair of Converses? OOOH! How many pairs do you think the Doctor keeps in the TARDIS? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW!
DT: A VERY long elevator ride.
Me: AND THE BLUE SUIT!!!!! CAN WE DEAL WITH THAT FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?!
Elevator: *reaches floor*
DT: *RUNS LIKE HELL*
Me: Weird! *wanders off to update livejournal*
*RASHLY LEAVES ENTRY 'PUBLIC'*
Me: So was it your idea to lick that wall in "Tooth and Claw" or was it in the script?
DT: Um...
Me: OH! And you know in "Doomsday," right? That line where you ask if Rose is pregnant? YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS YOURS, DIDN'T YOU?!
DT: What line?
Me: Also, we have to talk about WHY you don't use your Scottish accent. It is kind of hard to understand and all, but do I look like I care? I mean, come on! What is wrong with you?
DT: Actually, Russell was the one who -
Me: And don't even get me STARTED on this whole 'Hamlet' thing. An entire YEAR without a full series of Doctor Who? ARE YOU CRAZY?! Who wants to see you in some stupid play? WITHDRAWAL HURTS!
DT: It's actually quite a prestigious -
Me: OH! And your hair!!! Endlessly fascinating! How do you get it to do so many varied things? Like! You know how it kind of perks up when it's excited? How much hair gel does that require?
DT: WOW. This is a long elevator ride.
Me: How long does it take to break in a new pair of Converses? OOOH! How many pairs do you think the Doctor keeps in the TARDIS? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW!
DT: A VERY long elevator ride.
Me: AND THE BLUE SUIT!!!!! CAN WE DEAL WITH THAT FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?!
Elevator: *reaches floor*
DT: *RUNS LIKE HELL*
Me: Weird! *wanders off to update livejournal*
*RASHLY LEAVES ENTRY 'PUBLIC'*