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Me: I KNOW. I'll go to the library right before closing!!! Clearly, no one ELSE will have this idea! I am a GENIUS!
McGill Bookstore at 8:50pm: [Everyone Else Had Same Brilliant Idea]
Me: Oh, F-[cut for explicit language]
Me: Excuse me [elbows], sorry [throws a bunch], pardon me [stomps on a foot], coming through, [chucks a freshman out of the way and DIVES for last coursepack]. Whew.
Me: [waits in line]
Me: [waits in line some more]
Me: [shifts forty pounds of books to other arm]
Me: [WAITS. SOME. MORE.]
Me: [finally pays ridiculous amounts of money] [EMERGES WITH VARIOUS CUTS AND BRUISES, TOPPLING UNDER WEIGHT OF SIX TEXTBOOKS AND COURSEPACKS]
Me: Success!!! w00000000t!
McGill Bookstore at 8:50pm: [Everyone Else Had Same Brilliant Idea]
Me: Oh, F-[cut for explicit language]
Me: Excuse me [elbows], sorry [throws a bunch], pardon me [stomps on a foot], coming through, [chucks a freshman out of the way and DIVES for last coursepack]. Whew.
Me: [waits in line]
Me: [waits in line some more]
Me: [shifts forty pounds of books to other arm]
Me: [WAITS. SOME. MORE.]
Me: [finally pays ridiculous amounts of money] [EMERGES WITH VARIOUS CUTS AND BRUISES, TOPPLING UNDER WEIGHT OF SIX TEXTBOOKS AND COURSEPACKS]
Me: Success!!! w00000000t!