Not a drabble or any fixed length fic for July prompt #22 at
watsons_woes.
Dear Sir or Madam,
YOUR WEBSITE
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT
Myself would be most pleased to uniform yourself that your website with the Sherlock Holmes stories is fun convivial to myself. Your righting is brilliant and coruscating to me. The stories about the brill incandescent detector chronicles about the incandescent detector are very humerus to myself. I am most especially fond enamoured of “The Blind Banker.” I think that you Actually, it was just BRILLIANT! I COULD READ IT OVER AND OVER! I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, AND FIGHT WITH CHINESE ACROBAATS AND FIND A HIARPIN AND ALSO WITH MR. HOLMES. MY DREAM IS TO MEAT YOU SOME DAY. IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT!
ALSO, HOW DO YOU WRITE YOUR STORIES SO WELL. I TRIED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT MAR A BRILLIANT CHAP I KNOW AND THE OTHER CHAPS SAID IT WAS STUPID.
I if you want to meet you can find my address on the envelope.
It is a pleasure to myself to white to yourself. Please never stop writing.
I put your picture in my trolley in case you come to visit.
Sincerely,
Your most humble servant,
CAPTAIN BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: I have a website, too.