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Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed.
Do you ever steal the shampoos and soaps from hotel?
sometimes but i dont really see the point in it. i never use them and they stay in the bottom of whatever bag i was traveling with and generally stay there until i need to use said bag again... and then get throw away.
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
id like to use post-it notes, but i just cant do it.
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a big swarm of bees?
a bear probably. things flying around my head freak me out. bears mauling me to death do not.
Don't you hate it when people have sex with their socks on?
honestly, theyre having sex. and if i know that theyre having sex with their socks on, im probably having sex with them. so no. no i do not hate it.
Do you always smile for pictures?
mostly.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
erm... i got really pissed at this table of whisperers today. if i cant hear you ordering how the hell am i supposed to get you the right food? maybe you just want me to guess... yeah lets try that. bitches.
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
i sleep with a tangled pile of blankets on top of me.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
yes. also stairs. not always. not because i need a certain number, i just like counting.
Have you ever peed in the woods?
yes. i grew up in the woods. and ive been camping. and ive been drunk. obviously ive peed in the woods a lot.
Do you ever jump up and down to make your privates bounce?
my privates? vaginas dont bounce people. boobs do though. sometimes i do that.
Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
big tins? what? no. because i only like popcorn in a movie theater with a huge coke and reeses pieces.
What's your 'song of the week'?
killers, 'on top'. yes.
Do you still watch cartoons?
obviously
What's your favorite scary movie?
i dont know if i have a favorite really. but i like scary movies a lot. something with zombies. i like zombie movies the best.
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in my parents backyard.
maybe ill actually update here. no no i dont think so. this is my survey outlet... deal with it.
if you actually care... things are good. i work a lot but probably not enough. im making money, paying bills and generally doing alright. i have fun a lot but probably not enough. im hanging out, drinking occasionally, smoking constantly and generally loving my friends to death.